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"No offense, but your mother couldn't fry bacon, could't make toast, and could't heat up last week's beans, and her famous raisin pie would make a buzzard tremble."
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"My mother sends you her remorse."
Mother-in-law/ mother out-law
"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."
Tags:mother, mothers, mothering, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother in law, mother in laws, mothers in law, overbearing, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, overbearing mother, overbearing mothers, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, mollycoddling, strict, strict parent, strict parents, strict mother, strict mothers, strict parenting, intrude, intrusive, boosy, bossy boots, stalking, stalker, controlling, controlling mother, controlling mothers, over controlling, harassed, harassment, harasser, flying the nest, domineering, domineer, domineering mother, domineering mothers, domineering parent, domineering parents, car, cars, drive, driving, driver, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, on holiday, on vacations, road trip, roadtrip, road-trip, abroad, holiday abroad
"Tell your mother I'm going out for cigarettes."
"Will your mother by coming for dinner tonight?"
Tags:neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man, mother in law, mothers in law, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, in law, in laws, the in laws, in-law, in-laws, the in-laws, dread, social occasion, social occasions
"You'll love my mother."
Tags:evolution, fish, date, dates, meeting the mother, meeting the parenting, mother in law, mother in-law, mothers in law, mothers in-law, theory of evolution, charles darwin, darwin, darwinism, the origin of species, survival of the fittest, natural selection, family, in-law, in-laws, in law, in laws
"It's your mother. She's floated back."
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, ice flow, ice flows, ice floe, ice floes, eskimos, inuit, inuits, yupik, yupiks, mother in law, mothers in law, float, floats, float away, floats away, floating away, exile, exiles, exiled, sent away, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, in-law, in-laws, return, returns, returning
"It's my parents, for God's sake, Sid. Stand up straight!"
"When I say the 'gray lady' I mean your mother, not the New York Times."
"My wife has decided to divorce my mother!"
Tags:mother in law, mothers in law, mothers-in-law, mother-in-law, divorce, divorces, daughter in law, daughters in law, daughters-in-law, daughter-in-law, divorcing, in law, in laws, in-law, in-laws, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital problem, marital problems, wife, wives, husband, husbands, marital breakdown, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, marital breakdowns
"Go to work, I'll find out why Mom is agitated."
Tags:family, families, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, difficult mom, difficult, mum, difficult mums, difficult mother, difficult mothers, mother in law, mothers in law, mil, work, off to work, go to work, husband, husbands, wife, wives, annoyed, annoyance, annoyances, dog, dogs, agitated, agitate, excited, hit the ceiling, hit the roof, hitting the ceiling, hitting the roof, idiom, idoms, saying, sayings
"It sounds like Osama bin Laden, but it could be your mother."
Tags:phone, phone call, phone calls, on the phone, calling, call, calls, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother in law, mothers in law, mil, mils, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married couple, married couples, relationship, relationships, insult, insults, insulting, relationship issues, bad relationship, bad relationships, red neck, red necks, lazy husband, lazy husbands
Groom carries bride across threshold, goes back to carry in mother-in-law.
'We come as a package - Mother and me.'
"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"
Tags:bible, bibles, bible story, bible stories, torah, torahs, torah story, torah stories, bible character, bible characters, torah character, torah characters, solomon, wife, wives, in law, in laws, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws, extended family, extended families, mother in law, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, mothers in law, bedtime story, bedtime stories, king solomon
'Yes dear I think your mother is delighted with my present!'
'Really? I haven't seen my Mother in three months, and you want her to stay in the guest bowl!?'
"42,629 storage facilities in the US, and my mother-in-law picks the one right next to mine."
"Your mother can't come this weekend. We've rented the place out for a wedding."
Tags:in law, in laws, mother in law, mothers in law, father in law, fathers in law, family, families, parent, parents, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, castle, castles, palace, palaces, royal, royals, royalty, king, kings, queen, queens, monarch, monarchy, crown
"Mother says we need to talk."
Tags:mother in law, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, mothers in law, married life, married couple, married couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, interfering, interference, domineering, in law, in laws, inlaw, inlaws, extended family, marriage problem, marital problems, over-involved, conflict, conflicts, toxic, boundaries, personal boundaries, monster in law, monster-in-law
'It wasn't the farmer. Your mother talked my head off.'
Poor Mr. Tramp struggles hard to keep an immaculate home...
Tags:mother in law, mother-in-law, mothers in law, mothers-in-law, family visit, family visits, housework, household chore, household chores, house-work, house work, chore, chores, husband, husbands, wife, wives, houseproud, house proud, house pride, house-proud, house-pride, tidying up, tidy up, gender role, gender roles, gender stereotype
"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"