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"No offense, but your mother couldn't fry bacon, could't make toast, and could't heat up last week's beans, and her famous raisin pie would make a buzzard tremble."
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"My mother sends you her remorse."
"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."
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Mother-in-law/ mother out-law
"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."
Tags:mother, mothers, mothering, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother in law, mother in laws, mothers in law, overbearing, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, overbearing mother, overbearing mothers, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, mollycoddling, strict, strict parent, strict parents, strict mother, strict mothers, strict parenting, intrude, intrusive, boosy, bossy boots, stalking, stalker, controlling, controlling mother, controlling mothers, over controlling, harassed, harassment, harasser, flying the nest, domineering, domineer, domineering mother, domineering mothers, domineering parent, domineering parents, car, cars, drive, driving, driver, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, on holiday, on vacations, road trip, roadtrip, road-trip, abroad, holiday abroad
"Tell your mother I'm going out for cigarettes."
"Will your mother by coming for dinner tonight?"
Tags:neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man, mother in law, mothers in law, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, in law, in laws, the in laws, in-law, in-laws, the in-laws, dread, social occasion, social occasions
'Just for me. My mother-in-law is coming to visit.'
"You'll love my mother."
Tags:evolution, fish, date, dates, meeting the mother, meeting the parenting, mother in law, mother in-law, mothers in law, mothers in-law, theory of evolution, charles darwin, darwin, darwinism, the origin of species, survival of the fittest, natural selection, family, in-law, in-laws, in law, in laws
"And this is my significant mother."
Tags:mother, mothers, mother in law, mother in law, mother-in-law, mothers-in -law, mum, mums, mom, moms, significant other, significant others, couple couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, introduction, introductions
"I really hate how your mother keeps appearing as a hologram."
Tags:couple, couples, relationship, relationships, bedtime, bed, in bed, in law, in laws, mother in law, mil, killing the mood, kill the mood, killing the mood, hologram, holograms, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, elderly mother, elderly mothers, elderly mom, elderly moms, elderly mum, elderly mums, adult child
Overly Interactive TV
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parental, helicopter parenting, helicopter parent, over bearing, overbearing, over-bearing, t v, television, tv, modern life, modern, family, nag, nagging, mother in law, mother-in-law, mother, mothers, mothering, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, father, fatherhood, reprimand, reprimanded, kid, kids, child, children, bossy, worst nightmare
"For heaven's sake, Melissa, she's my mother. I can't tell her to leave."
"It's your mother. She's floated back."
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, ice flow, ice flows, ice floe, ice floes, eskimos, inuit, inuits, yupik, yupiks, mother in law, mothers in law, float, floats, float away, floats away, floating away, exile, exiles, exiled, sent away, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, in-law, in-laws, return, returns, returning
"It's my parents, for God's sake, Sid. Stand up straight!"
"When I say the 'gray lady' I mean your mother, not the New York Times."
"My wife has decided to divorce my mother!"
Tags:mother in law, mothers in law, mothers-in-law, mother-in-law, divorce, divorces, daughter in law, daughters in law, daughters-in-law, daughter-in-law, divorcing, in law, in laws, in-law, in-laws, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital problem, marital problems, wife, wives, husband, husbands, marital breakdown, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, marital breakdowns
'I refuse to commit all afternoon at your mother's without a viable exit strategy.'
"My wife said I had to get flowers for my mother-in-law....I don't suppose you have any dead ones laying around?"
"Wait....let me text my mother first!"
"Go to work, I'll find out why Mom is agitated."
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'....We may want to consider getting her some of those adult newspapers.'
"It sounds like Osama bin Laden, but it could be your mother."
Tags:phone, phone call, phone calls, on the phone, calling, call, calls, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother in law, mothers in law, mil, mils, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married couple, married couples, relationship, relationships, insult, insults, insulting, relationship issues, bad relationship, bad relationships, red neck, red necks, lazy husband, lazy husbands
Luna - short for Lunatic.
'I do want to marry Tim, but I don't want to come between you and your son: I know it's dangerous...'