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Thanksgiving Boxing Ring
Tags:thanksgiving, thanksgivings, boxing ring, boxing rings, boxer, boxers, turkey dinner, turkey dinners, family dinner, family dinners, family mean, family meals, family holiday, family holidays, fight, fights, domestic, domestics, spat, spats, extended family, extended families, family life, family-life, holiday season, holiday period
"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."
Family Reunion/Me/My Self-Esteem.
"Tell your mother I'm going out for cigarettes."
"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
Tags:miracle, miracles, extended family, extended families, flu, flu season, christmas, inlaw, inlaws, in-law, in-laws, holiday season, holiday seasons, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, stressed out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, merry christmas, happy christmas, family gathering, family gatherings, family reunion, family reunions, dysfunction, dysfunctional families
"Verily I say unto you that the wife is good, but the mother-in-law..."
The Forever Stamp
Tags:forever, perpetual, evergreen, inevitable, inevitability, cynic, cynics, cynical, depressive, depressives, depressing, minutiae, minutia, on hold, impatient, impatience, wait, waits, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, traffic, traffic trouble, traffic troubles, heavy traffic, trig, trigonometry, trigonometry class, trigonometry classes, dinner, dinners, family dinner, family dinners, extended family, extended families, tax season, bored, boredom, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
"For heaven's sake, Melissa, she's my mother. I can't tell her to leave."
"If you lie down with pugs, you wake up with pugs."
Tags:ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, family tree, family trees, relative, relatives, relation, relations, family, family life, family-life, extended family, extended families, uncle, cavemen, caveman, cavewomen, cavewoman, tribe, tribes, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistory, family historian, family historians, family history
"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."
"We tried a vegan Thanksgiving this year, but our family still showed up."
Tags:vegan, vegans, vegan food, veganism, alternative lifestyle, alternative lifestyles, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, thanksgiving meal, thanksgiving meals, family life, extended family, extended families, putting people off, off putting, family dispute, family disputes, family fight, family fights, dietary needs, foodie, foodies, dietary requirements
"And this is our extended family room."
'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'
Uncles of the Holidays
Tags:family, extended family, families, extended families, holiday, holidays, holiday season, thanksgiving meal, thanksgiving meals, family meal, family meals, uncle, uncles, cool uncle, cool uncles, reactionary uncle, reactionary uncles, estranged family, estranged, estranged uncle, estranged uncles, creepy uncle, creepy uncles, creepy old man, creepy old men
"That's my mum and her boyfriend's the one next to my dad who's behind his girlfriend next to his second wife, just behind my mums first husband."
"That's my uncle Peter - notice how the eyes follow your breasts wherever you go."
The Linters: stuck on the sofa since 1982
"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."
'....We may want to consider getting her some of those adult newspapers.'
"Thanks to separations, divorces and remarriages, I've got 20 grandparents."
"I know you don't like Democrats, Father, but Willis is a me-too Democrat."
Tags:me too republican, me too republicans, me too democrat, me too democrats, vote, votes, voter, voters, democrat, democrats, democratic party, republican, republicans, republican party, pander, panders, pandering, political division, political division, political divide, political divides, bridge, bridges, bridging, political gap, political gaps, in-law, in-laws, mixed marriage, mixed marriages, extended family, extended families, disagreement, disagreements
"Same old, same old - Les took an arrow in the kidney, the kids all have Lyme disease, and Emily was nailed by an S.U.V."
Tags:deer, catch-up, catch-ups, catching up, gossip, gossips, gossiping, drama, family drama, family, families, extended family, lyme disease, tick, ticks, deer tick, deer ticks, problem, problems, everyday problems, mundane, mundanity, mundanities, small talk, hunt, hunts, hunter, hunters, hunting, crash, crashes, crashing, buck, bucks
The Last Perm.
Tags:grandfather, grandfathers, granddad, granddads, grandparent, grandparents, perm, perms, hairdresser, hairdressers, barber, barbers, final, last, old age, elderly, retiree, retirees, pensioner, pensioners, terminally ill, ill, illness, family, extended family, event, events, spectate, spectates, spectating, hair style, hair styles