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"And do you, Robert, promise not to breakdance at the reception?"
'What do you mean love, cherish and obey?'
'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.'
"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"
"....And are you willing to stand your mothers-in-laws' bleating until the divorce court do you apart?"
'Will you promise to honor each other's stuff?'
'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'
'Can we make this snappy? - He doesn't have much of an attention span.'
"... Till death us do part."
'. . . And do you promise to love her, for better, for worse, in sickness, in health, 'til croaking you part?'
". . . And will you love and honor each other until old age poverty drives you to suicide?"