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"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."
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"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."
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"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"
Bride carrying her groom over the threshold
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". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"
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"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."
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'Do you promise to love her in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, until one day she decides to bite off your head and eat you.'
"Buzz off! That was only till death us did part."
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"Do you promise to hate the same people?"
The Marriage of Alternative Facts."
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'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'
"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"
"I'm sure 'till death do you part' was only an estimate."
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"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."
"Does anyone here see a reason why these two should be married?"
"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."
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"'Present' is not an appropriate response."
"Did Linda and I tell you we're renewing our vows?"
"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"
"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"
"I'm here, aren't I?"
"Let's see...love...honor...forsake all others...yadda, yadda, yadda...here we are! Do you..."
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"Oh for goodness sake, Walter...speak up when the minister asks you a question!"
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"Do you, Eleanor, agree to be exhausted as one."
"Let me remind you you're both under oath."