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Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"
Tags:divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separated, separating, split, splitting, his and hers, his, hers, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, relationships issues, relationships problems, married life, marriage, moving, move, moving house, moving day, moving truck, moving trucks, moving van, moving van, moving company, moving companies, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, van, vans, furniture, mover, movers, possession, possessions, genders, male, men, man, woman, women, home, house, marital home, marital homes
"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
Tags:flatpack furniture, flatpack, flatpacks, furniture, furnitures, priest, priests, exorcism, exorcist, exorcists, futon, futons, instruction booklet, instruction guide, instructions, minister, ministers, preacher, preachers, demon, demons, possession, possessions, devil, devils, haunting, hauntings, haunted
'Don't look at me! Your cousin is the one who recommended them.'
A hermit crab moves home
"It seemed important at the time."
"By the way, I've ordered a new set of worldly possessions."
Tags:rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, possession, possessions, worldly possessions, online shopping, on-line shopping, online shopper, on-line shoppers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, overspend, over-spend, overspending, over-spending, wealth, greedy, greedy, greediness
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"I would like a will prepared... nine to be exact."
'The other hand.'
Tags:trouble ahead, argument, arguments, towel, towels, customized, customizations, customised, customisation, hand towel, hand towels, his 'n' hers, his and hers, bath towel, bath towels, set, sets, spat, spats, row, rows, fight, fights, fighting, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, hers 'n' hers, hers and hers, claim, claims, claiming, possession, possessions
'How could you kids be so irresponsible?! You bury your dad in the sand and then lose him, knowing full well that the car keys are in his pocket!'
"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."
Tags:simplified, simplification, minimalism, minimalist, minimalists, life, simple life, living simply, possessions, worldly possessions, downsizing, down-sizing, cleaning, spring cleaning, money, finances, wealth, riches, rich, wealthy, gold, gold brick, gold bricks, investment, investments, investing in gold, investor, investors, consumerism, modern life, millennial, millennials
"I'm starting to think she doesn't want that ball."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, fetch, playing fetch, walkies, dog walking, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walk, dog walks, misunderstand, misunderstanding, throwing, throwing, ball, want, get rid, getting rid, unwanted, possession, possessions
King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"
Tags:king, kings, royal, royalty, royals, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, kingdom, kingdoms, empire, empires, land, lands, property, properties, claim, claims, land claim, land claims, property claim, property claims, map, maps, geography, government, governments, border, borders, real estate, land survey, land surveys, title, titles, mine, theirs, vanity, vain, ego, possessive, possession, possessions, jealous, jealousy, greed, greedy
'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'
'I don't ask for much, all I want is more.'
"And that's why we don't have nice things."
'They all said get it while you can so I got it when I could and now that I have it I don't want it anymore.'
'You don't know what you've got...until you move.'
"So you can take it with you!"
Tags:cliche, cliches, heaven, pearly gate, pearly gates, afterlife, death, dead, you can't take it with you, heaven's gate, possession, possessions, greed, greedy, materialism, entering heaven, entrance to heaven, death, after death, st. peter's gate, st. peter, saint peter, saint peter's gate, getting into heaven, golf club, golf clubs, golfer, golfers, grill, grills, barbecue, barbecues
'Well, you SHOULD have taken it with you because there's a cover charge.'
"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."
'This is my supply chain.'
"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."