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'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'
"Elsie, you're all I ever wanted in a woman - my mother and Margaret Thatcher excepted, of course."
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'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anit-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'
Men. After shelling out for flowers, dinner and a movie, they all expect the same thing: a refund.
'Flowers, dinner, and a movie, and that's my last offer!'
I think we're on the same wave length.
Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.
"I like him but Joe would prefour our relationship to remain a stalker/stalkee one for the time being."
The Sculptor's Girlfriend
'I think he's getting serious about me -- he bookmarked my website!'
'And another thing is he thinks 11:11:11 is a cooler time than 12:34:56, I mean 11:11:11... could he be any more trite?'
They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,
'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'
'By the way, I usually sneeze in twos. So that's another interesting thing about me.'
To help his date recognize him from their online chats, Burt wore his PC monitor helmet.
"Oh, man, I'd give my left nut to go out with her."
'I'd like to meet a girl--', 'Oh, a homophobe, eh?'
'I just think we should be together'.
"You the guy who advertised for a gal just like the gal who married dear old dad?"
'I just met the girl of my dreams - You know, the kind you have after too much pizza at bedtime.'
'Gosh, Cynthia, I just adore that wistful 'I'd rather be anywhere else but here' look in your eyes whenever we're together!'
Pipe smoker's dream girl.
'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'
'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'