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"First, understand that from up here you all look like a bunch of ants."
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"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."
'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'
"And are you the plaintiff or the defendant?"
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'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'
"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."
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"Why do you want to know if you're covered by workers comp?"
"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."
'Well, that may be the law, Your Honor, but I don't think it should apply to me.'
"My client tried to get out the back door..."
'Yes, I decided to buy the stock, held on way too long and sold it at a loss--but it's not like I'm responsible.'
"We medical practitioners do our very best, Mr. Nyman. Nothing is more sacred to us than the doctor-plaintiff relationship."
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"Has the defendant anything to say before this court passes sentence?"
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"This is a good match. Are you being tried here or in L.A.?"
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"We should settle outside of court more often."
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'Let's be fair about this, Your Honor -- how can the plaintiff be an objective witness if my client shot him?'
'Is it true? -- Did you push the plaintiff so that she fall down go boom?'
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'Evidence will clearly show that Grandma was run over by a reindeer coming home from the plaintiff's home on Christmas Eve.'
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'This isn't a case for just any personal injury lawyer. You're going to need a folksy one.'
'...Court is in short recess while the replay booth examines the testimony from all angles.'
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'Court is in session. Defense is shirts and plaintiffs are skins.'
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"I see your client pleads, but how does he plead?"
"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"