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Hey What you trying pull That not a word yet
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"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?
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'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'
'I've eaten so many TV dinners, I'm starting to feel like I'm in show business.'
"Dad, Mom says it's Summer - I thought we were on Season 6?"
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"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"
"I like fake news. It segues nicely with fake reality shows."
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"Wow! You argued on-air for thirty minutes and made absolutely no sense. Good job!"
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'All of our operators are busy at the moment, please hold the line.'
'Jimmy, I can't see!'
'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'
'Thank you, Congressmen, for appearing on 'Face the People'. May the best funded man win.'
'Say! Today's four hours of morning news is the same as yesterday's.'
'No, the colour's fine. The guy putting is wearing orange socks, green slacks and a purple shirt.'
'Let's see what's on the war channel...'
'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'
'Our action team is here on the scene, where just a minute ago, three workers were critically wounded and one received an atomic wedgie,,,'
'Our new TV is scarier than the old one. It has giants in it.'
'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'
'Cheeze... I wasn't ready for Andy Rooney AND Morley Safer on high definition at the same time.'
'He discovered a new body function to exploit on film,'
'Do you have to slump infront of the tele?'
A cow extra.
"Oh. The store is closed?"