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"It's true you're chairman of the board, but let's not forget who's king!"
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"Oh, oh! There goes our Christmas bonus."
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christmas, christmas bonus, christmas bonuses, corporate crime, corporate crimes, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, white collar crime, white collar crimes, criminal, criminals, criminality, perp walk, perp walks, ponzi scheme, ponzi schemes, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chairman, chairmen, chairman of the board, chairmen of the board, crook, crooks, crooked, arrest, arrests, arrested, incarcerate, incarcerated, employee, employees, staff, bonus, bonuses, corporate malfeasance'That's 3 votes for 'When Hell Freezes Over'...now, a show of hands for 'When Pigs Fly'.'
'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'
'My 4 year old granddaughter received a credit card application last week. I want to know why it wasn't ours!'
"And now I'd like you to join me in welcoming to the board Arne Savin from Morgan Stanley, Chet Bentson from Bankers Trust, and Tempest Dawn from 'Baywatch.'"
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hire, hires, hiring, women in the workplace, diversity hire, diversity hires, sexist, hiring practice, hiring practices, qualification, qualifications, unqualified, superficial, superficiality, board meeting, board meetings, chairman of the board, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, boardroom, boardrooms'And these are the projections if we stop doing silly things like paying the employees.'
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projection, projections, wage, wages, salary, salaries, graph, graphs, boardroom, board members, chairman of the board, profits, profit and loss, presentations, presentation, work, worker, workers, working, employee, employees, employer, employers, staff, staffing, job, jobs"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."
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Since this is a smoke-free building, we'll have to fool the shareholders with mirrors alone.
'All right, I want to know who's responsible for our profits no longer being obscene!'
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loss, losses, profit, falling profit, falling profits, graph, graphs, blame, blamed, blaming, salesman, boardroom, board members, chairman of the board, profits, profit and loss, obscene profits, sales, work, works, worker, workers, working"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"
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'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'
"All those in favour of voting ourselves 3 year rolling contracts before we go into liquidation"
'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'
'The computers are down, so we'll have to choose a fall guy the old-fashioned way...picking a name out of a hat.'
'We can continue to push the envelope, but only if we have the pushing part done by cheap, foreign labor.'
'I wish we'd just given him stock options like everyone else.'
'We're going to be here for a while, so instead of taking time to run down a zebra or wildebeest, let's just order take-out.'
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