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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
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"Still warm. The board of directors couldn't have gone very far."
"All power to the board of directors!"
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '
"I believe the board has successfully achieved its goal of biodiversity."
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"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."
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'I second the motion that we keep a low profile.'
'Who's the designated leaker?'
'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'
'And the vote to have a unanimous consensus passed five to two.'
'And no more of those old fashioned ideas, Simms.'
'And, unfortunately, accounting is reporting that 'enough' is no longer enough.'
'The chairman will now dance his vision for Carbco in the twenty-first century.'
'Our short term solution is money. Our long term solution is more money.'
"It's an amazing coincidence, isn't it, that we all served on the same board of directors?"
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'It was a victimless crime... unless you count the Board of Directors and the shareholders.'
'Last week many of us had a tight schedule so our meeting was rushed and very short. Miss Jones, please read us the seconds of our last meeting.'
"I want to know whose idea it was to let a cat person on the board of directors in the first place!"
'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'
'By demanding to nominate directors you shareholders act as if you own the place.'
"All I know, Harrison, is that I've been on the board forty years and have yet to see an excess profit."
'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'
'You have a board of directors meeting when the little hand's on the three and the big hand's on the 12.'