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'Good day in the market?'
"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."
"Sorry, I'm already overstocked with souls from investment bankers."
"My stockbroker, my real estate broker and my power broker … all losers!"
'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'
"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."
"What a day! A brilliant sun, an azure sky, the air like vintage wine! By George, I've half a mind to do a bit of profit taking!"
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"IF you don't believe I don't have any money, speak to my broker."
Tags:stock, stocks, stock exchange, stock broker, broker, brokers, stock brokers, poor, poverty, finance, finances, financial, financial crash, economic crash, economics, economy, market crash, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, deadpan, dead pan, mug, mugged, mugging, big business, corporate
'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'
"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"
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"I feel a recession coming."
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"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."
Tags:wall street, nyc, new york city, new york, occupy, occupy wall st, stocks, stock, stock broker, stock brokers, bank, banks, banker, bankers, money, investor, investors, investment, investment banking, protest, protests, movement, progressive, financial, financial district, activism, activist, activists, the 1%, one percent, picketing, economic inequality, economy, economics, wealthy people, wealth, rich, rich people, wealthy, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen
"Let's just hope they're not stock brokers."
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'We did bounce around for a while, but as you can see, we're now back on course.'
"Didn't you used to manage our mutual fund?"
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'Consider yourself lucky, Eddie. 'Break-even' is the new 'win-win'.'
"My heart goes out to everyone with enough money to buy stocks."
Tags:cat, cats, cat person, cat people, stock, stocks, stock market, markets, market crash, recession, depression, bear market, stock broker, stock brokers, first world problem, first world problems, low income job, asset, assets, class, upper class, high income jobs, privilege, wealth privilege, wealthy, wealth, security, securities, wealth disparity, society, high income class, low income class
Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.
'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'
"Be that way, Marilyn. You weren't sneering at me when I was managing your portfolio."
Tags:sneer, sneers, sneering, portfolio, portfolios, costume, costumes, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, fired, firing, firing, pizza, pizzas, mascot, mascots, costumed, recession, recessions, accountant, accountants, personal accountant, personal accountants, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, flyer, flyers, handout, handouts, snob, snobs, snobby, mascot, mascots, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, money manager, money managers
"Right now all my money is in poker."
Tags:gambling, gambler, gamblers, gamble, gambles, poker, card game, card games, card, cards, wall street, stock market, stock markets, stock exchange, stock exchanges, playing the stock market, stock, stocks, trading, investing, investor, investors, trader, traders, stock broker, stock brokers, money, finances, financial planning, investment, investments, business, businessman, businessmen, word play, wordplay, compulsive gambler, compulsive gamblers, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, online poker
"Today the Dow Jones plummeted when Alan Greenspan opened his mouth but recovered when it was revealed he was yawning."
The Ground Floor
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"The recession seems to deepening."
Tags:recession, recessions, loss, losses, stock, stocks, stock market, market crash, moon, moons, full moon, full moons, waning, phases of the moon, economist, economists, economy, financial broker, financial brokers, stock brokers, stock broker, financial advisor, financial advisors, deepen, deepening, worsen, worsening, impact, global impact, astronomer, astromers, astronomic, astronomy
"No, Our stock is doing fine. It's me that's declining."