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"It's mostly water weight."
'My only regret is that I'll never live to see the movie.'
'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'
An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.
"There's no need for alarm—the staff will be reduced, but only by attrition."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, firing, laid off, lay off, laying off, unemployment, termination, downsizing, attrition, attack, pressure, alarm, money, drowning, sinking, staff, cut backs, reductions, reduced, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate
"Captain, we've taken on strippers."
A businesswoman gives a presentation on a lifeboat
Tags:lifeboat, lifeboats, sinking ship, sinking ships, ship has sunk, sinking, sunk, too late, too little too late, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessman, businessmen, business person, business people, businessperson, businesspeople, presentation, presentations, change management, change manager, change managers, giving bad news
"Thank God for the elephant."
"Yes, I should have warned you."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, quicksand, quick sand, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, sink, sinking, sink hole, sink holes
Captain leaves sinking ship.
Pessimists saw a ship sinking. Optimists saw that they needn't worry about the Norovirus.
"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, drink, bartending, bar-tending, tending bar, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, martini shaker, martini shakers, shaker, shakers, quicksand, liquefaction, sinking, sink, bog, bogs, swamp, swamps, faster
"Quicksand or not, Barclay, I've half a mind to struggle."
"Attention all hands. Abandon ship!"
Tags:business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business executive, business executives, executive, executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, the boss, captains, captain, ships captain, ship's captain, overboard, over-board, abandon ship, abandoning ship, sinking, sinking ships, sinking ship, failing business, failing businesses, bankrupt, bankruptcy, intercom, intercoms, going under, gone under, failed business, failed company, failing company, order, orders, jump ship, jumping ship
Euro-zone crisis: China to the rescue?
'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'
'I can't save your husband, but I can save you 20%!'
Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
Tags:ship, ships, boat, boats, storm, storms, stormy, rain, rainy, sea, seas, ocean, sinking, sinking ship, sinking ships, capsize, going down, inflate, inflatables, blow-up, blow up, blowing up, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, sailing, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, modern life, convenient, convenience, emergency, emergencies, safety, prepared, cliche, cliches, cartoon cliches
'Captain! There aren't enough noodles!!' - (Ship- ACME Novelty Co,)
'Women and children first!'
Titanic Action Figures
Tags:black humour, dark humour, insensitive, insensitivity, titanic, the titanic, action figure, action figures, action-figure, action-figures, drowned, drowning, ship, ships, rms titanic, passenger liner, passenger liners, atlantic ocean, north atlantic ocean, iceburg, iceburgs, shipwreck, shipwrecks, ship wreck, ship wrecks, ship-wreck, ship-wrecks, sink, sinking, sunk, sinking ship, sinking ships, toy, toys, doll, dolls
'That's not subsidence. That's land rising up on either side.'
Caution Wet Floor