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A black belt in karate as well as a chiropractor, Dr. Glynn attempts to adjust the spines of three patients all at once.
"Only thing he can't crack is why is wife would just up and leave."
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
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"Now that the holidays are over we'd like you to get back to crunching numbers."
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"Got to have a pair of those!"
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'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'
'Try to relax.'
Mountain climber error.
"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."
Dept of Entropy.
Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.
'It's worse than we'd thought I'd like to call in all the kings horses and all the kings men.'
The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'
"We've tried all the news channels - this guy is unbreakable."
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Children with fingers in dam at Amsterdam day care center
"Try twenty-three left."
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'We'll know more once we do an MRI, but, yes, this could be a career-ending injury.'
Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'
Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...
'Get up. It's just a crack. No yolk, no foul.'
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The Thanksgiving mom cracked.
'They say he was a bit cracked anyway.'
Perhaps an egg shaped product was the secret...but they couldn't crack it.