Football Shirts Cartoons and Comics

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

"I periodically remove your names to emphasize the team concept, but now I'm just hoping to buy some time for those of you with arrest warrants."

Sepp Blatter and the Pope

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

'And I was worried about getting mugged in Brazil.'

Rooney and Coleen merchandise.

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

"Do you have these in extra medium?"

'Swop shirts? Mine's not a shirt - it's a tattoo!'

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

'Got any other form of ID?'

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

"Three generations of football"

'He filed for bankrupcy when he got behind on the repayments for his Man U. shirt.'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"My Man Utd top's still in the wash"

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

Bet You Buy This Kit.

If the shirts of professional footballers told the truth...