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'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'
"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"
Tags:laugh, laughs, laughing, cartoonist, cartoonists, professional, professionals, pro, pros, make a living, makes a living, making a living, freelancer, freelancers, freelancing, funny, humor, humorist, humorists, humour, envy, envies, envying, perception, perceptions, perceive, perceives, perceiving, laugh, laughs, laughing, unrealistic, depressed, depression, sad, sadness, melancholy, melancholic, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, reality
It's just a game vs. get real.
Tags:football, football player, footballer players, player, players, sports, sports team, sports teams, get real, reality, perspective, sense of perspective, game, games, just a game, professional athlete, professional athlete, athlete, athletes, footballer, footballers, pro, pros, important, importance, important game, important games
'I've seen you play, they weren't lost, they were hiding.'
"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."
Tags:sport, sports, athlete, athletes, athletics, player, players, football, american football, football player, football players, college football, decision, decisions, decide, professional, pro, go pro, turn pro, professional football, pro football, league, leagues, football league, football leagues, student, students, college student, rehab, rehabilitation, medical, medicine, drug, drug abuse, drug addict, drug addicts, drug addiction, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, directly
"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"
"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."
Tags:pro, pros, professional, professionals, marshmallow, marshmallows, camp, camps, campfire, campfires, camping, camping trip, camping trips, toast marshmallows, toasts marshmallows, toasting marshmallows, stick, sticks, impressive, scout, scouts, scouting trip, scouting trips, seasoned professional, seasoned professionals, impressive, credential, credentials
"My trouble is—by the time I get warmed up, I'm all pooped out."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, pro, professional, warming up, warmed up, tired, pooped, fatigued, training, problem, problems, old age, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, out of shape, fitness, health, recreational league, rec league, recreational leagues, rec leagues
'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, pro, pros, professional, professionals, trick, tricks, tricking, tricked, fool, fools, fooled, fooling, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deceived, lesson, lessons, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, new baby, new babies, plan, plans, planning, send, sending, raising kids, raising children, professional, professionals, pro, pros, expert, experts, reared, rearing, nanny, nannies, au pair, au pairs, childhood, development, education, modern life
'I went to give a high five - missed the other guy's hand - and hit the rim of the dugout.'
'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'
'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'
Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break
Tags:marathon, marathons, running, run, runner, runs, ran, break, breaks, smoke, smokes, smoker, smoking, smoke break, smoke-break, smoke breaks, smoke-breaks, torch, torches, irreverence, reverence, revere, revered, sport, professional sport, professional, pro, pros, competitive, competitive sport, global, global sport, international, international sport, cig, cigs, tobacco
'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'
"There he is. The ringer."
'In the interest of full disclosure I feel you should know that for the remainder of this meeting I'll be sitting here quietly thinking about pro football.'
In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza
Tags:pizza, pizzas, cook, cooking, cookery, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, entertainer, entertaining, restaurant, dining, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, in house entertainment, in-house, in house, absurd, absurd image, giant, giant pizza, oversize, oversized, nesting, nesting doll, nesting doll joke, inside and inside, joke inside a joke, joke inside joke, toss, tossing, dough, dough toss, dough ball, professional, pro, circus, circus act, circus acts
Older cousin press
Tags:book, books, magazine, magazines, read, reading, family, families, family member, family member, cousin, cousins, older cousin, older cousins, older, elder, age, younger, advice, advise, teach, teaching, learn, learning, french kiss, french kissing, french-kiss, french kisses, french-kisses, diet, diets, dieting, lose weight, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, first book, my first books, wacky, crazy, insane, idea, ideas, style, styling, fashion, fashion advice, new, pro, pros, expert, experts, trustworthy advice, good advice, bad advice, braggadocio, reference, reference book, reference books, self-help, self-help books, self-help book, help, helpful
'Wait a minute. . . I run into burning buildings for forty thousand a year, and this clown is pouting because they don't throw him the ball enough for six million a year?'
Tags:firemen, fireman, career, careers, fire officer, fire officers, fire, fires, professional athlete, professional athletes, pro, pros, professionals, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, unfair, american football, wage, wages, salary, salaries, injustice, real life adventures
'Probably a nine iron, or in your case, nine iron, nine iron, nine iron. . .'
'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'
Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance
Tags:martial art, martial arts, karate, judo, sport, sports, black belt, black belts, ancient art, master, masters, expert, experts, pro, pros, avoid, avoidance, evasion, evade, prevent, escape, dodge, anti-social, antisocial, anxiety, anxious, nervous, nerves, social anxiety, deflect, deflection, excuse, excuses, sense, neurotic, invisible, invisibility, mental health