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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
The Tennis Racket in the Stone
Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.
Tags:knight, knights, medieval knights, medieval knight, excalibur, king arthur, king arthurs sword, legendary sword, sword in the stone, sword, swords, arthurian romance, romance, mediavel literature, claw machine, claw crane, toy crane, skill crane, grabby machine, impossible tasks, impossible quest, impossible quests
"Ever the gentleman, eh, Westbrook?"
"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."
Tags:weapon, weapons, weaponry, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, shooting, gun crime, sword, swords, spear, spears, axe, axes, dagger, daggers, knife, knives, machine gun, machine, guns, rifle, rifles, arms, vengeance, revenge, retribution, violent, violence, getting even, security, safety, motivation, fireplace, fireplaces, mantel, mantels, dangerous, man, men
"I guess a diverse workplace won't solve all our problems."
"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."
'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'
Knights jousting on pinatas
"What do you mean, 'Marriage is a two-edged sword'?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, anger, angry, mad, pain, painful, sword, swords, double-edged sword, double-edged swords, two-edged sword, two-edged swords, metaphor, metaphors, expression, expressions
They say the pen is mightier than the sword.
Tags:death, dying, mortal wound, mortally wounded, weapon, weapons, duel, duels, duelling, dueling, fight, fights, fighting, sword, swords, pen, pens, quill, quills, strength, stabbed, stab, stabbing, wrong, incorrect, the pen is mightier than the sword, adage, adages, figure of speech, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
"Does it hurt when I do this?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, examination, examinations, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, knife, knives, stab, stabbing, sword, swords, hurt, pain, painful, injury, injuries, stomach, abdomen, wound, wounds, stupid question, stupid questions, dumb question, dumb questions
"I don't mind if you come-a- courtin', but lose the sword and pistol."
Tags:relationship, relationships, dating, courting, date, dates, couple, couples, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, frog, frogs, amphibian, amphibians, mouse, mice, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, sword, swords, pistol, pistols, gun, guns, frog went a-courting, frog went a-courtin', music, song, songs, famous song, famous songs, folk song, folk songs
Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.
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'Em... Hang on a minute.'
'I ordered an 'iron condor' not an 'iron duck'!'
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"Every man for himself!"
Tags:three musketeers, musketeer, musketeers, alexandre dumas, dumas, athos, porthos, aramis, d'artagnan, france, french, literature, book, books, classic book, classic books, novel, novels, classic novel, classic novels, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, sword, swords, catchphrase, catchphrases, all for one, one for all, every man for himself, selfish, self-centered, self-centred, self-serving, wordplay, word play
Three Musketeers at a barbecue
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"Use thy core!"
Tags:excalibur, king arthur, merlin, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, magic, sword, swords, stone, stones, wizard, wizards, britain, british, united kingdom, health, fitness, strength, personal trainer, personal trainers, advice, advising, core, exercise, pulling, encouraging, encouragement
"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."
Tags:tour, tours, touring, fish, fishery, fisherman, fishermen, fished, fishing, fishin, sword, swords, arthurian, arthur, king arthur, camelot, excalibus, excaliburs, lady of the lake, lady in the lake, medieval, legend, legends, culture clash, cultural, time skip, time skips, big fish, big fishing, history, historical, british, british legend, british history, lake fish, lake fishing, lake, lakes
"But now it won't stay in mint condition."
Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces
Tags:artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, sport, sports, fencing, fencer, fencers, sword, swords, blade, blades, foil, foils, abstract, minimalism, minimalist, create, creative, technique, techniques, transferable, transferable skills, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody