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Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas
They're museum quality!"
Tags:merchandise, merchandising, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, museum, museums, weirdo, weirdos, freak, freaks, hippie, hippy, hippies, art piece, art pieces, curator, curators, exhibit, exhibits, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, people watching, people watcher, people watchers, hobby, hobbies
DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.
Tags:desire, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, branding, product, products, product branding, product names, marketing, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, sales tactic, sales tactics, advertising, modern life modern times, modern attitudes, ketchup, ketchup, motor oil, merchandise, merchandising, product line, product lines
"Thiiiings! Things instead of money."
Tags:fairground, fairgrounds, fair, fairs, fairground attraction, fairground attractions, hawker, hawkers, vendor, vendors, merchandise, fairground merchandise, tat, cheap tat, selling cheap tat, honest sales tactic, honest sales tactics, sales, selling, honest, honesty, things, random things, trader, traders
Tags:new york, new york city, ny, n.y., nyc, n.y.c., i <3 ny, spade, spades, diamond, diamonds, club, clubs, i heart ny, i heart new york, manhattan, advert, advertising, souvenir, souvenirs, merchandise, marketing, advertise, ad, ads, design, designs, sales, sale, deck, deck of cards, pack of cards, slogan, slogans, rejected, rejections, prototype, prototypes
"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"
'If you have a question about our vast array of merchandise, just ask me, and I'll gladly refer you to someone who might know someone who knows something!'
Beggar has his own gift shop.
'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline
" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."
"I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago."
Tags:sale, sales, offer, offers, retailer, retailers, retail, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, merchandise, merchandising, out of business, going out of business, brick and mortar, brick and mortar store, brick and mortar stores, clerk, clerks, department store, department stores, customer, customers, lack of customers
Ten Commandments T-Shirt
Tags:ten commandments, the ten commandments, tshirt, tshirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, tee, merch, merchandise, merchandising, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, consumer, consumers, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, old testament, reminder, reminders, branding, personal brand, influencer, influencers, social media influencer, social media influencers, christiantiy, judaism, advertising
General Store: We Now Carry Items!
Tags:general store, general stores, mom and pop store, mom & pop store, general shop, general shops, mom and pop shop, mom & pop shop, merchandise, stock, stocks, money, monetary transaction, financial transaction, local business, local businesses, online shopping, high street, internet shopping, obsolete, old fashioned, old-fashioned
'Sorry, no refunds. Didn't you read our fine print in Sanskrit about our return policy?'
'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'
Abs of Gold?
Tags:weightloss, weight loss, exercise, exercises, exercising, flab, flabs, flabby, ab, abs, fitness, fitspo, fit, fitter, fitness regime, merchandise, merch, merchandising, consumerism, ad, ads, advertising, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, coupon, coupons, con, cons, conned, literal, literal gag
The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!
Tags:dad, dads, father, fathers, product, products, merchandise, merchandising, all rounder, good all rounder, good all-rounder, merchandising, slogan, slogans, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, consumerism, bread winner, bread winners, bread-winner, bread-winners, modern life, modern times, monotony, monotonous, fathers day, father's day
'Sorry, but I've forgotten your name. Turn around and let me scan your UPC code.'
"I wonder what this was for."
Tags:antique, antiques, vintage, retro, old, memorabilia, collector's item, collector's items, shopping, think, desk weight, desk weights, paperweight, paperweights, paper weight, paper weights, name plate, name plates, desk plate, desk plates, item, items, product, products, merchandise, consumerism, unknown use, unknown purpose, unknown uses, unknown purposes, unknown, wonder, wondering, thinking, word play, wordplay
Sale 2 for the price of 1.
'Recycled glass, recycled paper label, recycled plastic cork...I hate to think where the wine comes from.'
'We've all done our part, but now our fate rests in the hands of a higher power: Marketing.'
'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.'