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The great slingshot of Mongolia.
"Can I help you?"
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"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."
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Attila the Horizontally Mobile
"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
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'Way to go, Chang. Not such a great wall if you forget to lock the door.'
'For 2,000 years, this wall has protected us from invasion, and it will continue to make us invincible for the next... what the heck is that?'
Naming World War II.
"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."
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'If the world conquest thing doesn't work out, my fall-back plan is business school.'
"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"
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"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."
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"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
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How's my abducting?
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"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."
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"This next song goes out to anyone who's ever been in love with the idea of invading Iran."
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'I think you should conquer Switzerland now, before interest rates go up any higher.'
"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."
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"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."
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"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."
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"A couple more sieges and I'll go into political commentary."
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'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'
"The siege was yesterday."
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"I prefer to pillage from the right and govern from the center."
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