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Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'
Cutting corners can cost money.
"When you're finished here, Spencer, we'll need you on the bridge-to-nowhere project."
Tags:telescope, telescopes, architect, architects, architecture, architecture firm, architecture firms, surveyor, surveyors, survey, design, designs, pointless, pointlessness, workload, workloads, project, projects, bridge to nowhere, bridge-to-nowhere, red tape, red-tape, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy
"Tell me you didn't just dissolve into a meaningless bunch of codeless pixels."
Tags:pixel, pixels, dissolve, dissolves, dissolving, dissolve, companion, companions, meaningless, pointless, unreal, fake, annoy, annoys, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, alone, lonely, codeless, code, codes, coding, unfixable, irretrievable, non-repairable, computer, computers, internet, internet friend, computer whizz, whizz
"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
Tags:train, trains, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airliner, airliners, flight, flying, scared, transport, transportation, amenities, pointless, unhelpful, useless, pointless, unwanted, unneeded, travel, travels, travelling, comfort, comforts, experience, experiencing, experiences, experienecd, critical, critique, parody, parodies
"you can feel secure knowing that you have your own personal deterrent?"
Tags:nuclear arm, nuclear arms, deterrent, deterrents, nuclear deterrent, nuclear deterrents, atom bomb, atom bombs, atomic bomb, atomic bombs, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, properties, real estate, new home, new homes, buying a house, estate agent, estate agents, nuclear arm control, security, personal security, pointless, pointlessness
'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
"Why does it always have to represent something?"
Tags:meeting, meetings, presentation, presentations, boardroom, boardrooms, meeting room, meeting rooms, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, presenter, presenters, chart, charts, graph, graphs, statistics, numbers, line, lines, pointless, useless, meaningless, art, modern art, abstract, artistic, represent, representation, representative, office, offices, office life, executive, executives
"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"
Tags:materialism, consumerism, consumer, consumers, material, technology, happiness, tablet, tablets, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart-phone, smart device, consumer-culture, consumer-cultures, unhappy, happy, questioning, pointless, consumer culture, consumerist, technologies, materialistic
"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."
Tags:scull, sculls, row, rows, rowing, rower, rowers, attention-seeker, attention-seekers, attention-seeking, charity, charity event, charity events, media attention, ignore, ignores, ignored, ignoring, rowboat, rowboats, stunt, stunts, publicity stunt, publicity stunts, publicity, writer, writers, writing, ignored, ignore, ignores, ignoring, pointless, pointlessness
"This job is going nowhere."
Tags:job, jobs, career, careers, promotion, promotions, worker, workers, employee, employees, work, office, offices, office life, office job, office jobs, business, businessman, businessmen, dead end job, dead end jobs, dead-end job, dead-end jobs, dead end career, dead end careers, dead-end career, dead-end careers, pointless, useless, vulture, vultures, dying, almost dead
"Under new business: Peterson, at Hammond Point Beach, reports that a person in the water is flailing about and calling for help. Peterson wants to know what action, if any, he should take."
Tags:rescue, rescuing, initiative, meeting, meetings, inefficient, inefficiency, life guard, life-guard, lifeguards, discuss, discussing, discussion, business, businesses, boardroom, boardrooms, problem, problems, decision, decisions, indecisive, agenda, agendas, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, bureaucracy, pointless, initiatives
Tags:bonsai, bonsai tree, bonsai trees, gardener, gardeners, garden, garden, autumn, fall, rake, rakes, raking, raking the leaves, raking the lawn, chore, chores, tiny garden, tiny gardens, modern life, miniature, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, modern attitudes, no garden, perfectionist, perfectionism, overkill, pointless, pointlessness, city life, city, cities
Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours
'You mean to tell me there are no fire exits?!'
Tags:hell, devil, devils, satan, satanist, satanists, fire, burn, burns, burning, fire exit, fire exits, escape, escapes, escape route, escape routes, safe, safety, health and safety, fire marshal, fire marshals, unsafe, pointless, useless, dangerous, danger, lucifer, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Look, I know you and I have had our differences, but can we at least agree that the goldfish is pointless?"
Tags:goldfish, pet, pets, dog, dogs, cat, cats, disagreement, disagreements, common enemy, common enemies, fish, impersonal, pointless, pointlessness, alliance, alliances, uneasy alliance, uneasy alliances, ally, allies, allied, difference, differences, set aside differences, setting aside differences, agreement, agreements
"I date everything before I freeze it, so I know when to throw it away."
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
Tags:surrogate, surrogates, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, turkey day, tofu, sub, substitute, substitutes, meat sub, meat substitute, meat substitutes, substitution, substitutions, eat healthy, eats healthy, eating healthy, healthy eater, healthy eaters, pointless, soy, soy protein, soy proteins
"Great! O.K., this time I want you to sound taller, and let me hear a little more hair."
Tags:voice talent, voice talents, voice actor, voice actors, voice acting, voice over, voice overs, radio, pointless, pointlessness, radio recording, radio recordings, voice recording, voice recordings, attractiveness, vanity, recording studio, recording studios, getting old, getting older, insult, insults, insulting, balding
"I just worry that we won't be able to provide the same level of crap that our parents gave us."
Radio interview with mime artist.
Tags:mime, miming, mime artist, mime artists, radio, interview, interviews, radio interview, radio interviews, radio show, radio shows, radio broadcast, radio broadcasts, radio broadcasting, pointless, pointlessness, hopeless, hopeless case, performance art, performance artists, radio host, radio hosts, radio presenter, radio presenters
"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"
Tags:cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, lazy cat, lazy cats, existential crisis, new perspective, new perspectives, regret, regrets, wasting time, waste of time, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness, mid year, mid-year, july, summer
In your dreams, ladies.
"Evan and I have an open relationship, but, really, who has the energy?"
Tags:desert, deserts, stranded, lost, lost in the desert, abandon, abandoned, sunbathing, sunbathers, dead, died, skeleton, skeletons, skull, skulls, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, shade, shaded, unexpected, surprise, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness