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Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'
Cutting corners can cost money.
'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
Tags:helmet, helmets, safe, safety, health and safety, safety council, council, councils, local council, execution, executioner, executioners, executions, executing, executed, executes, guillotine, beheading, beheaded, pointless, kill, killing, killed, kills, killer, killers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"you can feel secure knowing that you have your own personal deterrent?"
Tags:nuclear arm, nuclear arms, deterrent, deterrents, nuclear deterrent, nuclear deterrents, atom bomb, atom bombs, atomic bomb, atomic bombs, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, properties, real estate, new home, new homes, buying a house, estate agent, estate agents, nuclear arm control, security, personal security, pointless, pointlessness
"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
Tags:train, trains, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airliner, airliners, flight, flying, scared, transport, transportation, amenities, pointless, unhelpful, useless, pointless, unwanted, unneeded, travel, travels, travelling, comfort, comforts, experience, experiencing, experiences, experienecd, critical, critique, parody, parodies
"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"
Tags:materialism, consumerism, consumer, consumers, material, technology, happiness, tablet, tablets, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart-phone, smart device, consumer-culture, consumer-cultures, unhappy, happy, questioning, pointless, consumer culture, consumerist, technologies, materialistic
"Why does it always have to represent something?"
Tags:meeting, meetings, presentation, presentations, boardroom, boardrooms, meeting room, meeting rooms, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, presenter, presenters, chart, charts, graph, graphs, statistics, numbers, line, lines, pointless, useless, meaningless, art, modern art, abstract, artistic, represent, representation, representative, office, offices, office life, executive, executives
"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."
Tags:scull, sculls, row, rows, rowing, rower, rowers, attention-seeker, attention-seekers, attention-seeking, charity, charity event, charity events, media attention, ignore, ignores, ignored, ignoring, rowboat, rowboats, stunt, stunts, publicity stunt, publicity stunts, publicity, writer, writers, writing, ignored, ignore, ignores, ignoring, pointless, pointlessness
"This job is going nowhere."
Tags:job, jobs, career, careers, promotion, promotions, worker, workers, employee, employees, work, office, offices, office life, office job, office jobs, business, businessman, businessmen, dead end job, dead end jobs, dead-end job, dead-end jobs, dead end career, dead end careers, dead-end career, dead-end careers, pointless, useless, vulture, vultures, dying, almost dead
"Under new business: Peterson, at Hammond Point Beach, reports that a person in the water is flailing about and calling for help. Peterson wants to know what action, if any, he should take."
Tags:rescue, rescuing, initiative, meeting, meetings, inefficient, inefficiency, life guard, life-guard, lifeguards, discuss, discussing, discussion, business, businesses, boardroom, boardrooms, problem, problems, decision, decisions, indecisive, agenda, agendas, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, bureaucracy, pointless, initiatives
Tags:bonsai, bonsai tree, bonsai trees, gardener, gardeners, garden, garden, autumn, fall, rake, rakes, raking, raking the leaves, raking the lawn, chore, chores, tiny garden, tiny gardens, modern life, miniature, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, modern attitudes, no garden, perfectionist, perfectionism, overkill, pointless, pointlessness, city life, city, cities
"Look, I know you and I have had our differences, but can we at least agree that the goldfish is pointless?"
Tags:goldfish, pet, pets, dog, dogs, cat, cats, disagreement, disagreements, common enemy, common enemies, fish, impersonal, pointless, pointlessness, alliance, alliances, uneasy alliance, uneasy alliances, ally, allies, allied, difference, differences, set aside differences, setting aside differences, agreement, agreements
Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours
'You mean to tell me there are no fire exits?!'
Tags:hell, devil, devils, satan, satanist, satanists, fire, burn, burns, burning, fire exit, fire exits, escape, escapes, escape route, escape routes, safe, safety, health and safety, fire marshal, fire marshals, unsafe, pointless, useless, dangerous, danger, lucifer, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
Tags:surrogate, surrogates, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, turkey day, tofu, sub, substitute, substitutes, meat sub, meat substitute, meat substitutes, substitution, substitutions, eat healthy, eats healthy, eating healthy, healthy eater, healthy eaters, pointless, soy, soy protein, soy proteins
"Great! O.K., this time I want you to sound taller, and let me hear a little more hair."
Tags:voice talent, voice talents, voice actor, voice actors, voice acting, voice over, voice overs, radio, pointless, pointlessness, radio recording, radio recordings, voice recording, voice recordings, attractiveness, vanity, recording studio, recording studios, getting old, getting older, insult, insults, insulting, balding
"I just worry that we won't be able to provide the same level of crap that our parents gave us."
"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"
Tags:cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, lazy cat, lazy cats, existential crisis, new perspective, new perspectives, regret, regrets, wasting time, waste of time, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness, mid year, mid-year, july, summer
Radio interview with mime artist.
Tags:mime, miming, mime artist, mime artists, radio, interview, interviews, radio interview, radio interviews, radio show, radio shows, radio broadcast, radio broadcasts, radio broadcasting, pointless, pointlessness, hopeless, hopeless case, performance art, performance artists, radio host, radio hosts, radio presenter, radio presenters
"Evan and I have an open relationship, but, really, who has the energy?"
In your dreams, ladies.
Tags:desert, deserts, stranded, lost, lost in the desert, abandon, abandoned, sunbathing, sunbather, sunbathers, dead, died, skeleton, skeletons, skull, skulls, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, shade, shaded, unexpected, surprise, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness
"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaways, castaways, maroon, marooned, strand, stranded, abandon, abandoned, bill, bills, bank statement, bank statements, financial statement, financial statements, debt, debts, in debt, overdraft, overdrafts, overdraw, overdrawn, pointless, pointlessness, futile, mail, post, letter, letters, bankrupt, bankruptcy