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"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."
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Naming World War II.
'For 2,000 years, this wall has protected us from invasion, and it will continue to make us invincible for the next... what the heck is that?'
'If the world conquest thing doesn't work out, my fall-back plan is business school.'
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How's my abducting?
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"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."
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"Cheap merch will only hold them for so long."
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'...forget the hearts and mind claptrap.'
'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'
"The siege was yesterday."
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'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'
'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'
"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."
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"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"
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'…and this just handed to me - ‘Earth is being invaded by aliens!''
'I still say we should have raided the coast IN season.'
'You and whose army?'
'GET OFF MY LAWN!'
'Let's see... all the Republican candidates want to borrow trillions more form China to invade Iran. . . Except for Ron Paul, who DOESN'T want to, and is, therefore, a 'nut'.'
'Burn, pillage, ravish, kill... No! Pillage, ravish, kill THEN burn.' 'Looking forward to your first raid?'
'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'