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'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'
'Sorry, you've got to go back. I've got you penciled in for eight more months of suffering.'
"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."
"Do you think we can forgo the chess clock tonight?"
"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."
Child stares at older self in puddle.
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"To you it was fast."
Chief executives under pressure.
"I have a surprise too. Until I really like a guy, I never give out my real name"
"I told you. We're not completely ready for wireless."
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'Let's just say that retiring my practice was a little premature.'
'Couldn't you wait until Christmas day?'
"It's a break!"
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In the club.
"They grow up so fast!"
"Well, it's official. Any chance for candle-in-the-wind notoriety has pretty much passed us by."
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"We haven't given any thought to dessert yet, but I'm sure we will once we receive our entrees."
'You have the worry lines of a financial advisor half your age.'
Premature birth warning
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"Mum, what does 'precocious' mean?"
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Hal was really looking forward to memorial day weekend...
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'Yes, I know you're only forty two. But like I said, you're in great shape for a sixty five year old.'
"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"
'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'