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Mr. Science Times
Tags:soothsayer, apocalypse, apocalypses, cosmology, cosmologist, armageddon, armageddons, rapture, raptures, the end is nigh, predict, prediction, predictions, sign, signs, street preacher, street preachers, prophet, prophets, sciences, scientist, scientists, the end, end of the world, apocalyptic, realistic, reality, literal
How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'
"Aw, c'mon. It's only the end of the world."
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
Tags:junk drawer, apocalypse, dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinct, extinction, doomsayer, doomsayers, doom, doomed, apocalyptic, armageddon, end of the world, impending doom, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytising, proselytising, bother, bothers, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, evangelical, evangelist, evangelists, nuisance, nuisances, interrupt, interrupts, interruption, interruptions
"I still want grandchildren.
Turf War on West 49th Street
Tags:turf war, turf wars, kook, kooks, religious nut, religious nutcase, religious nutcases, protest, protests, protesting, street, streets, street sign, street signs, end is near, apocalyptic, prediction, predictions, predicting, environmentalist, environmentalists, disagreement, disagreements, nutcase, nutcases, insane, crazy person, crazy people, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gases, greenhouse gasses, armageddon, peas in a pod, commonality, commonalities, doomsayer, doomsayers, doomsaying
"Well this is me."
The day after the world didn't come to an end.
"Yes, but what are your goals?"
'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'
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'Oh my God...the end of the world?!'
DAILY DESPAIR - Right we'll lead on 'environmental armageddon followed by the bird flu ' end of humanity story' and the main feature will be questioning the reasons for increases in depression.
First National Bank of Armageddon
Tags:bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, armageddon, apocalypse, end times, end of the world, disaster, disasters, banking crisis, global banking crisis, credit crunch, recession, economic recession, economic depression, the second great depression, uh oh, oh dear, troubling times, troubled times, difficult times, uncertain times, money, economics, economy
'The world ends tomorrow. Eat up!'
"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."
Tags:prep, prepper, preppers, dystopia, dystopian, doomsday, dooms day, doom, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theories, theory, theories, gun, guns, ak, can, cans, radio, radios, bullet, bullets, prepare, prepared, preparedness, independence, independent, worst case, worst case scenario, end of the world, end times, crazy, garage, disaster, natural disaster, armageddon, doom sayer, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors
Armageddon Stakes: Global Warming, Nuclear Attack, Obesity, Stupidity.
Today's crisis has been postponed due to bad news.
"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."
Tags:armageddon, book of revelation, religion, religious, religions, revelation, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, last battle, good and evil, good, evil, battle, battles, day of judgement, fight, fighting, fights, soldier, soldiers, military, constant war, news, tv, television, tv station, tv stations, tv channel, tv channels, news anchor, news anchors, anchorman, reporter, reporters, bible, christian, christians, christianity
"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"
Tags:apocalypse, apocalypses, horsemen, horsemen of the apocalypse, four horsemen of the apocalypse, revelation, revelations, bible, bibles, christian, christians, ecology, ecological disaster, global warming, apocalyptic, rapture, raptures, ecological disasters, global-warming, climate change, climate-change, armageddon, disaster, disasters, environment, environmental damage
Everything's cuter when it's tiny
"You must be having a field day with this election."
Tags:election, elections, presidential election, presidential elections, 2020 election, 2020 elections, 2020 presidential election, 2016 election, 2016 elections, 2016 presidential election, us politics, satire, satirist, satirists, satire is dead, cartoonist, cartoonists, modern politics, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, armageddon, apocalypse
The pharmaceutical industry
"Videotape the history of the world, and I'll binge-watch it after it's destroyed."
Tags:earth, planet earth, apocalypse, armageddon, destroy, destroys, destroying, god, heaven, binge-watch, binge-watches, binge-watching, binge-watcher, binge-watchers, addictive, addict, addicts, streaming television, stream, streams, streaming, videotape, videotapes, videotaping, film, filming, record, records, time-shifting, time shift, time shifts, dvr, dvrs
"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
Tags:shareholder, shareholders, stock, stockmarket, stockmarkets, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, priority, priorities, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, armageddon, apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalypse, environmental destruction, catastrophe, catastrophes, extinction, human extinction, extinctions, value, bottom line, bottom lines, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, late capitalism, nuclear fallout, fallout, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, pollution, polluter, polluters, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, camp fire story, camp fire stories, scary story, scary stories, environment, corporation, corporations, corporate greed
'Stocks edged higher on news that predictions of armageddon are premature...'