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"Take us to Lady Gaga."
"We thought it would help distract you from our sinister objective."
"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
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"We've completely taken over Earth's political systems, profoundly altered its ecology in our favor, and—outside of a few nutcases—all of its inhabitants refuse to admit we even exist!"
Tags:space, outer space, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, alien invasion, alien invasions, politics, political system, political systems, ecology, environment, nature, environmental issues, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, nutcase, nutcases, deception, trick, tricks, power, control, earth, planet earth
"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."
Tags:litter, litters, littering, litterbug, litterbugs, dump, dumps, dumping, attack, attacks, invasion, invasions, alien invasion, alien invasions, dumping ground, dumping grounds, garbage dump, garbage dumps, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, climate change, global warming, undignified, lazy, laziness, junk, detritus, slob, slobs, mess, messes, messy, clean, cleans, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, scifi, sci-fi, science fiction
"Shoulda brought the weed."
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"Take us to your most influential power couple."
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Actually, I'm not Mr. Weintraub. I'm just, sort of, taking over for awhile."
Tags:imposter, imposters, impostor, impostors, alien, aliens, alien takeover, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, business, businessman, businessmen, business takeover, ownership, corporate merger, new ownership, shift in power, poser, posers, hoax, impersonation, impersonator, impersonators, acquisitions, acquisition, corporate, corporation, corporations, alien invasion
"Actually, I'm not Mr. Wintraub. I'm just sort of taking over for a while."
"Well, I guess we can scratch them as a potential source of fuel!"
Tags:fuel, fuel source, fuel sources, alien, aliens, flying saucer, flying saucers, oil spill, oil spills, pollute, pollutes, polluting, polluter, polluters, polluting, alien invasion, alien invasions, hostile, hostility, search, searches, searching, climate change, global warming, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi
"I refuse to invade another planet in matching outfits."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, ufo, ufos, clothing, clothes, style, styles, cornfield, cornfields, crop circles, fashion, fashions, fashionista, clothes, clothing, clothes, sci-fi, science fiction, alien invasion
'Stupid aliens. We should switch tags and screw up their research.'
"Be careful. Alien life forms have infiltrated the populace."
Tags:alien, aliens, alien invasion, alien invasions, shapeshifter, shapeshifters, shapeshifting aliens, warning, warn, warns, be careful, take care, husband, husband, wife, wives, danger, dangers, daily dangers, workplace dangers, hazard, hazards, nagging wife, nagging wives, marriage, marriages, married couple
"Here's a toast to N'kzuxo for being our Christmas tree!"
Intelligent beings from outer space.
Tags:alien, aliens, alien life, outer space, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, earth, human, humans, human nature, cynic, cynics, cynical, mankind, human evil, alien invasion, alien invasions, avoid, avoids, avoiding, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, nuke, nukes, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, misanthropy, misanthrope, misanthropes, misanthropic
"I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt."
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, little green man, little green men, alien invasion, alien invasions, alien spaceship, alien spaceships, alien abduction, alien addictions, ufo, ufos, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, dirt, bad treatement
'The one with four legs must be the leader.'
'That? No, that isn't a UFO. It's on the ground now, and you've identified it. That makes it an IGO.'
"Step carefully- Los Angeles is one of their major cities!"
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
"Don't shoot - I only want Brian Cox's autograph..."
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"Another decade or so, and it'll be warm enough for us."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrials, extra-terrestrial, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, warm, warming, global warming, climate change, climate-change, ozone layer, environment, environments, environmental, environmental issues, ozone depletion, co2, carbon dioxide, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction, space, depletion, alien invasion, global-warming, emission, emissions, cfc, chlorofluorocarbon
'We'd like to talk to you about the kingdom of God...'