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"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."
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"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."
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"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"
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Paperboy delivers the Avian news to his bird customers.
'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'
"I'll check the news."
"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."
"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."
"How come none of these economists are unemployed?"
Hoping to encourage readers to buy the hard copy of the paper, the Journal Times Herald, only printed every other word in its online edition.
'In a dramatic reversal, economists now believe that leading economic indicators are now lagging economic indicators.'
'I can't open a paper without reading another grizzly story.'
"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."
"Well, if the news bothers you so, turn it off."
'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'
DAILY DESPAIR - Right we'll lead on 'environmental armageddon followed by the bird flu ' end of humanity story' and the main feature will be questioning the reasons for increases in depression.
"This is our rant room."
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'Here's a rundown of today's stock prices...citizen uprisings...paradigm shifts...'
'The government announced that to reduce the budget deficit, it will move the decimal two points to the left.'
'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'
"Here's what went wrong today."
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The 6 A.M. News Team
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'It's been reported that the Human Genome Project has discovered a sticking-your-foot-in-your-mouth gene.'
'The F.D.A. has recalled everything!'
"This just in: there's no such thing as breaking news."