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"Sure, the dish ran away with me, but then she left me for a melon baller."
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"My wife! The good silver!"
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"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
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Car driving comes upon fork in road.
"Do we have your blessing?"
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"I've always felt awkward in social settings."
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"Should we start without him?"
"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"
"How did I get her to eat them? I told her they were 'Hostess' crab cakes."
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'If you knew the British were coming, why didn't you hide the damn silverware?'
"I didn't say that I don't like spooning. I just wish we could fork once in a while."
Lonely fork looking for friends.
'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'
'You knew I came with a set.'
'This is great - what an idea! I can do a unit on gravity and the laws of motion for science class!'
'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'
'Waiter, there's some soup in my fly.'
Some people are especially pleased to find a fork in the road.
"A fork?! And you call yourself a barbarian?!"
Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...
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"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."
"You really created a stir coming here."