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'That's how much time your HMO allots for bypass surgery.'
'Four million, eight hundred seventeen thousand sixty three... two? Wait... four... wait, oh boy, I probably should have been writing this down.'
Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin
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Don & DixieKiss No. 274385
An abacus swimming pool
From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.
'Let me guess...it's contagious!'
"Thank you, Lord, for reminding me to count my blessings."
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'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist.'
The Innumerate Seven
Tags:western, westerns, count, counts, counting, addition, math problem, math problems, maths, math, trouble, troubles, difficulty, difficulties, learning disability, learning disabilities, learning disabled, add, adds, adding, add up, adds up, adding up, cowboy, cowboys, classic, classics, classic film, classic films, movie poster, movie posters, film poster, film posters
"Those are prison tattoos."
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"What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong,"
'You can tell how old someone is by counting their rings.'
'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist,'
Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'
"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."
With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.
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Break Glass in Emergency.
'Well, how's it look?'
Tags:myth, mythical, fashion, hair style, hair cut, hair dresser, barber, barbers, vampire, vampires, dracula, count, vampiric, mirrors, mirror, reflection, reflect, reflects, reflecting, supernatural, vamp, vamps, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings, mirror, haircut, haircuts, hairdresser, hairdressers, hair-dresser, hair-dressers
'My horoscope says I'll be noticed by people who count.'
Today we learned to count to one.
'Trust in God, but count your change.'
Dracula as a Phlebotomists
Tags:vampire, vampires, blood donors, blood donation, blood donations, monster, monsters, blood transfusion, horror story, count, dracula, bram stoker, horror stories, blood donor, blood donation, blood extraction, sucking blood, phlebotomist, phlebotomists, phlebotomy, dracula, count dracula, bride of frankenstein, routine medical
"If you want to be rich, the first thing you have to learn is how to count."
Tags:modern life, modern world, business practice, big business, business man, businessman, business men, business men, capitalism, capitalist, profit, cash, money, greed, greedy, evolution, evolved, evolve, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, advice, bad advice, kid, kids, child, children, teach, teaching, life lessons, life lesson, family, grandparent, grandparents, scrooge, tight, tight fisted, count, counting