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"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."
Tags:mold, molds, clone, clones, cloning, geneticist, geneticists, genetics, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, mom, moms, mum, mums, mummy, mummies, mommy, mommies, slime, slime mold, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, traditional, gender role, gender roles, petri dish, petri dishes, work/life balance, life/work balance, work-life balance, life-work balance
"Don't worry, ma'am, he'll have left a trail."
'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'
It's an experiment.
"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"
Tags:slug, animal, slime, slime trail, trail of slime, gastropod, slimy, slick, gross, icky, slippery, sticky, ooze, goo, anthropomorphic, music, song, sing, singing, musician, instrument, musical instrument, guitar, playing guitar, singing cowboy, cowboy hat, old west, american west, wild west, out west, desert, melody, tune, ditty
Tags:retirement, snails, animals, gastropod, gastropods, mollusk, mollusks, mollusc, molluscs, terrestrial pulmonate, slime, work, senior citizens, travel, campers, camping, camper top, leisure, recreation, nature, marriage, married couples, caravan, rv, recreational vehicle, snail, oap, couple, husband, wife, shell, relax, relaxing, holiday, retirees, retiree
'. . . He's such a slime ball!'
'Hey! Clean up after yourself...will ya!'
"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"
Annual Slime Removal
"You're Slime, right?"
'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'
"You think you're so perfect, Ashley...but you leave a slime trail just like the rest of us!"
Tags:vanity, vain, clique, cliques, popularities, bug, bugs, snob, snobs, snobbery, snobbish, garden snail, garden snails, superiority complex, superiority complexes, superior attitude, superior attitudes, attitude problem, attitude problems, slime, popular, popularity, snail, snails, unfriendly, unfriendliness, hubris, mollusc, molluscs, peer pressure
A man grinds bones into mince.
'Hey, Darlin', this cologne hasn't been tested on rats or pigs has it?'
Tags:cologne, colognes, smell, smells, smelling, smelly, smellies, odor, odors, odour, odours, sleaze, sleazy, rat, rats, pig, pigs, test, tests, testing, tested, animal tests, animal testing, check, checks, checking, checked, slime, slimes, slimy, slimeball, slime ball, unimpressed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Evolution looks like a good career move.
Big game hunting in France.
"Oh boy, I'm seriously dehydrated, I'm stuck: Get me a drink quick please..."
'Oh, that stays here too, dear. You might need to read that prenup again mister!'
'Are you responsible for this?'
'Thickening mucus is life's way of telling you to slow down.'
'I don't like playing 'Hide and Seek': Somehow, you guys find me way too easily...'