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"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
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"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."
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Tally chart for changing a child's nappy.
Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.
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"I'm here indefinitely."
"Don't worry. This year I have a new recipe."
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"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."
'That day was pretty bad! That day was awful! That day right there wasn't too bad. That day was okay. Oh, yeah, that day...it was horrible!...'
"No, that's not my family, that's how many people I've hit."
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Arguments Won: Her and Him.
A child tallies days on a classroom wall.
Lady buys wallpaper with tally print.
Dog tallying his score against the mailman.
'It's not our days in prison. It's how many times I put a roach in your nose while you slept.'
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Minutes since the TV broke.
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'Nah, that ain't how many years I got left. That's how many cellmates I put in the hospital for stepping on my fingers while climbin' into the upper bunk.'
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'I've completely lost track. Is it 1 million or 2 million notches to A.D.?'
"I wish I'd started earlier - I'd be out by now!"
Prisoner wallpapering over his tally of days in prison.
'Me? I've been here about 37 months.'
'Impressive balance and impressive digestion, son!'
'It's asking me to sue five more people before I send it on.'
Bored natives watching the waterfall.
Dog chasing people up a tree and keeping score.