Streamlining Cartoons and Comics

"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."

"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."

US Post Office Mail Sorting Machines

'We're streamlining efficiency by cutting the staff we employed to improve efficiency.'

"In the interest of streamlining the judicial process, we'll skip the evidence and go directly to sentencing."

'Due to corporate cutbacks, we're all going to have to sacrifice. Which is why I'm only playing 9 holes today.'

'I was thinking that I want to fire all of my employees and shift our manufacturing operations to Costa Rica.'

'...In order to increase shareholder value, Daddy's job is to get rid of thousands and thousands of little people.'

'We thought we had a specific opening for you but then realized there's an app for it.'

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

'How soon can you be started?'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'This new software is super cool. It will cut my workload in half, so I bought two!'

"I asked you for ideas on how we can streamline the workforce Penswick. I hope for your sake this isn't one of them."

'I'm sorry, Henderson - But profits are down and we have to make sacrifices.'

"I've been trying to sack Jenkins, but I can't find him."

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

'The county is serious about streamlining the judicial process.'

'Does this streamlining mean we'll have to give up the sock puppets?'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

The ABC Method.

'I'm sorry, Grizwell; but we no longer consider you a necessary evil.'

'There have been rumors they were cutting out a layer of management.'

Dairy Products - "All those in favour of skimming a little bit more off the top?"

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'