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"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."
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"In the interest of streamlining the judicial process, we'll skip the evidence and go directly to sentencing."
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'I was thinking that I want to fire all of my employees and shift our manufacturing operations to Costa Rica.'
'...In order to increase shareholder value, Daddy's job is to get rid of thousands and thousands of little people.'
'We thought we had a specific opening for you but then realized there's an app for it.'
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'This new software is super cool. It will cut my workload in half, so I bought two!'
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'I'm sorry, Henderson - But profits are down and we have to make sacrifices.'
"I've been trying to sack Jenkins, but I can't find him."
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'Does this streamlining mean we'll have to give up the sock puppets?'
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sock puppet, sock puppets, puppet, puppets, sock, socks, businessman, businessmen, meeting, meetings, merge, merges, merging, merged, merger, mergers, streamline, streamlines, streamlining, streamlined, change, changes, changing, changed, procedure, procedures'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'
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endangered species, endangered, extinct, extinction, bird, birds, fire, fired, sack, sacked, sacking, downsize, downsizing, downsized, cost cutting, cost cuts, streamline, streamliningDairy Products - "All those in favour of skimming a little bit more off the top?"