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'Your company raised the red flag when you purchased the super duper paper shredder.'
"What have you been up to?"
Tags:tall tale, tall tales, long story, long stories, tale, tales, story, stories, come home late, coming home late, wife, wives, scold, scolds, scolding, nag, nags, nagging, return home, returning home, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, police line, police lines, husband, husbands, late night, late nights, late, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality
"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."
Tags:fertilizer, fertilizers, fertiliser, fertilisers, farmer, farm, farmers, farms, garden, gardener, gardens, gardeners, bomb, bombs, chemicals, chemical, dangerous, dangerous chemical, ammonium nitrate, explosion, explosions, suspicious, suspicions, fertilizer bomb, fertilizer bombs, fertiliser bomb, feriliser bombs, poison, poisonous, nitrogen, nitrates, terror, terroize, terrorise, terrorists, terrorism, explosive, explosives
"Be honest, are you seeing someone else, or did you get that from 'Men's Health'?"
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
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Burglar Moving Co.
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"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."
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"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, gift, gifts, present, presents, wrapped, surprise, surprises, hint, hints, gift box, gift boxes, shopping, sold, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, questionable, suspicious, infomercial, infomercials, commercial, commercials, product, products, as seen on tv, celebration, celebrations
"I'm not very good at delivering bad news so you're perfectly fine."
"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."
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"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."
"We're looking for accounting resumés which scream, '…Hire me! I'll playalong'."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, accounting, accountant, accountants, playing along, cooperation, ethics, unethical, fraud, scandal, scandals, suspicious, questionable
"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."
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"Is there someone else?"
"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."
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"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"
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"I was promised plausible deniability."
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"A banker? Can you make a living at that?"
"It's for your own protection."
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A patient in a doctor's office looks at a certificate on the wall above the doctor's desk that reads "Medical School Equivalency Diploma".
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, med school, medical school, certificate, certificates, diploma, diplomas, education, school, schools, schooling, training, equivalency, credential, credentials, questionable, suspicious, suspect, quack, quacks, quackery, medical training
"Surely, Nurse Greer, you must have had some suspicion Mr. Appleton was no longer here!"
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"Madame Zelinski can provide an even more accurate. Reading with your date of birth and social security number,"
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, scrying, vision, visions, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, computer, computers, technology, social insurance number, s.i.n., birthdate, date of birth, birth date, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, scamming, con artist, con artists, con, cons, fraud, identity theft, questionable, suspicious, sketchy, personal information, modern life
"It's just been brought to my attention, your honor, that in order to protest his innocence, my client has jumped bail."
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"Keep your facial expressions where I can see them."
Tags:meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, facial expression, facial expressions, expression, expressions, computer, computers, executive, executives, conference, conferencing, video conference, video conferencing, overseas investor, overseas investors, video call, video calls, overseas partner, overseas partners, suspicious, suspiciousness, distrust, distrusting