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"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, tally, tallies, tally mark, tally marks, counting, counting the days, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, dumb, stupid
"It's your tallyman. He's tallied your bananas."
Tags:tally, keeping tally, tallying, tallied, tallyman, tallymen, message, passing on a message, phone, phones, phone call, call, calls, calling, pettiness, petty, being petty keeping score, relationship, relationships, insults, insulting, catty remarks, side comment, snide comments, snarky comment, snarky comments, marital issues, arguing, argument, passive aggression, passive aggressive, husband, husbands, wife, wives
"I'm here indefinitely."
"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."
Arguments Won: Her and Him.
"No, that's not my family, that's how many people I've hit."
Tags:cars, car, car collision, car collisions, car accident, car accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents, traffic collision, traffic collisions, autos, automobiles, transportation, decals, family, tally, tallies, death toll, accidents, safety, grandma, grandmothers, drivers, bad drivers, driving, caution, warnings, bad driver
'That day was pretty bad! That day was awful! That day right there wasn't too bad. That day was okay. Oh, yeah, that day...it was horrible!...'
A child tallies days on a classroom wall.
Dog tallying his score against the mailman.
Man reading referendum sheet asking what the spelling of the plural of referendum should be
Prisoner tallies his days on a giant drawing pad.
'Whoops, another miss - but who's counting?'
'How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?'
'It's not our days in prison. It's how many times I put a roach in your nose while you slept.'
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, cell, cells, cell mate, cell mates, cellmate, cellmates, prank, pranks, tally, tallies, tallied, count, counts, counting, counted, counter, counters, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, worry, worries, worried, worrying, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Minutes since the TV broke.
Tags:television, televisions, broke, broken, break, breaks, count, counting, counted, counts, countdown, countdowns, counting down, time, timing, timed, times, timer, timers, tally, tallies, tallied, tallying, minutes, bored, bores, boring, nothing to do, nothing else to do, reliant, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Nah, that ain't how many years I got left. That's how many cellmates I put in the hospital for stepping on my fingers while climbin' into the upper bunk.'
Tags:cell, cells, prison, prisons, jail, jails, cellmate, cellmates, prisoner, prisoners, convict, convicts, cons, con, criminal, criminals, bunk, bunks, bed, beds, finger, fingers, crush, crushes, step, steps, tally, tallies, mark, marks, hospital, hospitals, threat, threats, threatens, close to home
'I've completely lost track. Is it 1 million or 2 million notches to A.D.?'
'Hey Michelangelo why not use a smaller mallet and a bigger chisel?'
"Man... I wish they hadn't taught us how to count!"
'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'
"I wish I'd started earlier - I'd be out by now!"
Prisoner wallpapering over his tally of days in prison.