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'Please put your tray table and seat in their upright and locked position... ooh! Didn't say Simon Sez.'
'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'
Spider's Web Trampoline
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'... and when I snap my fingers, you will completely forget that I was doing 87 in a 45 mph zone...'
"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"
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'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, pro, pros, professional, professionals, trick, tricks, tricking, tricked, fool, fools, fooled, fooling, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deceived, lesson, lessons, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'The other hand.'
'What'll it be...'
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'Don't be a fool!!'
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'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'
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Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe
Tags:merry christmas, christmas, happy christmas, happy holidays, happy new year, merry, season's greetings, mistletoe, mice, mouse, vermin, rodent, rodents, rat, rats, cat, cats, mouser, house cat, house mouse, mouse hole, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, decoration, decorations, pet, pets, domestic, domestic animal, domestic pet, kiss, kissing, eat, eating, trick, tricked, tricking, trickery
"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."
Tags:wolf, wolves, sheep, disguise, disguises, costume, costumes, wolf in sheeps clothing, a wolf in sheeps clothing, a wolf in sheep's clothing, predators, predator, prey, hunter, hunters, hunting, clothes, clothing, tricks, tricking, joke, joking, playing a joke, playing a trick, dress-up, dress up, dressing-up, dressing up, mistake, mistaken
'Why is Bob standing on his head?'
Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
'Lick or treat!'
What to do when someone tall sits in front of you at the movies. . .
'You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but if you're really good, you can dupe a generation of investors.'
'There's nothing wrong with my arm - I wear it to get out of washing the dishes!'
'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'
'You think you're upset? Because of my size they insisted I buy a pair of tickets and then sold me two that aren't together!'
'I think it's a pretty dirty trick to not spell 'phonetic' the way it sounds.'
"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."
Tags:piano, pianos, grand piano, grand pianos, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, talking piano, talking pianos, invent, inventing, inventions, instrument, instruments, musical instrument, musical instruments, uncreative, unimaginative, speaking piano, speaking pianos, tick, tricking, trickery, deceive, deception, deceiving, deceptions, deceptive
"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."
Tags:saint patrick, st. patrick, st. patrick's day, saint patrick's day, snake, snakes, ireland, advocate, advocates, advocacy, convince, convinces, convincing, entertain, entertains, entertaining, entertainment, saint, saints, miracle, miracles, miraculous, trick, tricks, tricking, trickery, distract, distracts, distracting