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'Please put your tray table and seat in their upright and locked position... ooh! Didn't say Simon Sez.'
'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'
Spider's Web Trampoline
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'... and when I snap my fingers, you will completely forget that I was doing 87 in a 45 mph zone...'
"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"
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(For years, Stella pretended to sleep as her master practiced his ventriloquism.)
'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'
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'The other hand.'
'What'll it be...'
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'Don't be a fool!!'
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'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'
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"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."
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Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe
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"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."
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'Why is Bob standing on his head?'
Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
'Lick or treat!'
What to do when someone tall sits in front of you at the movies. . .
'You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but if you're really good, you can dupe a generation of investors.'
'There's nothing wrong with my arm - I wear it to get out of washing the dishes!'
"Hi! I'm the worst possible thing you could say at any given moment. Mind if I just hang out here in front of your face for your entire life?"
'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'
'You think you're upset? Because of my size they insisted I buy a pair of tickets and then sold me two that aren't together!'