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"I still maintain an online presence."
"Are they taking a selfie?"
"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"
"Calm down. He's saying Wet The Floor."
"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."
Help Me Stop Talking
"If this is going to take long, is there some place I can charge my phone?"
"Why not split English into three? You teach old, I'll teach new and he can teach tchtxt."
"Wait! Don't do it!! Don't jump before I've got my mobile ready!"
"Yeah sure, we go close to human dwellings to look for food in bins, but truthfully, it's more for the WiFi access..."
"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."
"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"
"Master! At last, I've found you! What is the meaning of life?"