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"He's, like, 'To be or not to be,' and I'm, like, 'Get a life.' "
'Why can't you live a life of quiet desperation like everyone else?'
Voice Mail Jail.
'For God's sake Mum - Stop rolling your eyes all the time.'
'Have I even mentioned the vinegar bottle, never mind say the referee is offside?'
'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'
The ants were frustrated when the equipment they ordered for their farm arrived, and they couldn't figure out how to get to it.
'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'
please will somebody shake this thing
"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."