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'And this is our strategic planning department...'
"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."
"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"
"My firm has scrutinised your accounts and determined you could save a fortune by the sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!"
We're teaching using the 'show and tell' method,we show them where the training website is and tell them how to use it!
"He keeps staring at me, do you think he's having some kind of a seizure?" "Managing negotiations Chapter 3...maintain eye contact whilst reinforcing image of strength and warmth."
"When the report said that coaches should have some psychological training I think they meant more than having watched all 11 series of Frasier."
Start the session by doing something unusual.
"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."
"And, when addressing subordinates, always use baby-talk." Insensitivity training
'Welcome to our , Don't let the tail Wag The Dog, management training.'
I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.
Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...
"Effective leadership is more than just telling everybody to be like you!"
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Luckily for Karen, her management training had included a session on detecting negative body language.
'The investment trainer told us to innovate and push the envelope, but I'd rather just push the send button.'
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'Remember...if at first you don't succeed, hire a scapegoat and move on.'
"HR would likes us to remove any reference to 'compassion' from the job description and replace it with 'a qualification in client facing communication and empathy management skills'!"
"On my management course this week they were talking excessive work causing stress...how important it was to take action to manage it before it buried you."
Jane regretted not having invested more time in learning management speak.
"More ruddy training. . . As if I haven't got enough to do!"
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"One of his 'management Training' books emphasised the importance of 'image' in creating an aura of AUTHORITY."
"I'll need all your client files up to date and you'll need to attend the 'managing paperclips safely' training on Thursday."
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"When you read up on it you realise how complicated management is."
"On this management course they said that to get through your work you need to concentrate on just one thing at a time!"
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