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"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."
Tags:greek, greece, ancient, myth, myths, legend, legends, muses, muse, literature, science, arts, inspiration, inspirations, plagiarism, plagiarist, plagiarists, weeping, crying, sad, discovered, discovery, discoveries, cheater, cheaters, copying, fake, forgery, forgeries, forger, forgers, liar, liars, lie, lies, writer, writers, writing, books, books, author, authors, musician, musicians, lyrics, poem, poetry, art, artist, artists
"There, there, now! Perhaps I didn't give it a fair trial."
Tags:complaint, complaints, complaints department, complaints departments, returns policy, returns policies, returns, sympathy, customer service, customer services, customer experience, second chance, second chances, inconsolable, customer satisfaction, tantrum, tantrums, weeping, weepy, emotional, overly emotional, sensitive, sensitivity, taking things personally
"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
Tags:history, historical, medieval, holy land, holy war, crusade, crusades, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, off to war, going to war, going to battle, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, battle, battles, religion, religious, wife, wives, husband, husbands, missing, crying, weeping, sad, relationship, relationships, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, ldr, ldrs, l.d.r., l.d.r.s, lord, lords, lady, ladies, king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, find something to do, interest, interests, personal crusade, personal crusades, campaign, campaigns, movement, movements, going away, long trip, long trips, business trip, business trips
"I don't mind the weeping but whoever's gnashing their teeth…. Quit it!"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, meeting, meetings, board meeting board meetings, board member, board members, executive, executives, exec, execs, management, manager, managers, boss, bosses, cutbacks, layoffs, bad news, upset, disappointed, sad, weeping, crying, gnashing teeth, bible, biblical, new testament, hell, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
A nun cries
'We scored eight goals last week.'
Russian Soap Opera
Tags:soap opera, soap operas, depressing, depression, russia, russian, russian novel, russian novels, russian literature, chernyshevsky, nikolai chernyshevsky, nikolay chernyshevsky, translation, translations, translate, translating, daytime television, daytime tv, tv show, tv shows, weeper, weepers, weeping
Christ the Redeemer crying
'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'
"He's not much for tearjerkers, but he's required to read the annual report."
Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.
A psychiatrist breaks down crying in front of his patient.
'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'
"He's reading the quarterly report in the rain so no one can tell that his face is streaked with tears."
Tags:quarterly report, quarterly reports, financial report, financial reports, account, accounts, accountant, accountants, accountancy, tear, tears, tearful, weep, weepy, weepiness, weeping, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, boss, bosses, rain, rainstorm, rainstorms, raining, profit, profits, loss, losses
Weeping statue being offered box of tissues
"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"
Tags:clowns, clown, dissertation, dissertations, degree, qualification, entertainer, entertainers, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, theses, clowning, thesis, education, degrees, irony, paradox, bars, professionals, higher education, circus, circuses, weeping, tear, tears, irony, paradox, paradoxes
'And that's just an estimate sir!'
Tags:scaffold, decapitation, decapitations, death sentence, death sentences, capital punishment, capital punishments, public execution, public executions, execution, executions, executioner, executioners, weep, weeps, weeping, onion, onions, lachrymal glands, chemical irritant, chemical irritants, irritant, irritants
When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.
Tags:billy ocean, song lyric, song lyrics, coward, cowards, cowardice, cowardly, men's room, men's rooms, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, hiding place, hiding places, hiding spot, hiding spots, difficult day, bad day, bad days, breakdown, breakdowns, break down, break downs, crying, depression, weeping, weepy, crisis management, coping skill, coping skills
"For me, tears alone don't work: I have to throw a tantrum as well to get some attention..."
Tags:crocodile tear, crocodile tears, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, tear, tears, weep, weeps, weeping, tantrum, tantrums, kid, kids, child, childhood, false tear, false tears, fake tear, fake tears, family life, family-life, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, hippopotamuses, attention seeker, attention seekers, attention seeking
'No one ever sees the tears of a clown fish.'
"I'm so sorry Lucy, I wasn't trying to be insensitive: I have trouble recognizing real tears...'
'Sad endings always make me cry.'