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Scented and Unscented Magazines
Tags:sales, salesperson, salespeople, magazine stand, news stand, advertising, ads, advertisements, magazines, magazine, vendor, vendors, perfume, perfume sample, perfume samples, cologne, cologne sample, cologne samples, scented, unscented, toilet paper, tissues, sanitary products, scents, scent, sections, consumer, consumerism, promotion, promotions, free sample, free samples
The DaVinci Cold.
Tags:davinci, da, vinci, cold, colds, pharmacy, pharmacist, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, tissue, tissues, soup, soups, nasal, nose, noses, spray, sprays, chapstick, chapsticks, chap, stick, sticks, apothecary, apothecaries, apostle, michaelangelo, bishop, paulo, hail-mary, hail, mary, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'We're really the same, me and you. Same manufacturer even.'
'Downloading a white paper isn't just something that happens in the bathroom.'
Box of Tissues
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, cry, crying, crier, emotion, emotional, tissue, tissues, sad, sadness, feeling, feelings, mental health, mental health issues, mental health issue, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, elephant in the room, box of tissue, boxes of tissues, being prepared, well prepared, preparation, overprepared, over-prepared
Tissue factory: 'Forget about softness. Tests show we could triple sales if we add pepper.'
The Unreachable Toilet Roll
"We'll need to take a tissue sample."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, ill, sick, test, tests, testing, sample, samples, tissue sample, tissue samples, tissue, tissues, facial tissue, facial tissues, wordplay, word play, play on words
"The tissues are for crying."
Tags:psychology, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapy, therapies, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, tissue, tissues, crying, cries, cried, runny nose, cold, colds, nose blowing, ill, illness, health, mental health, annoyed, annoys, annoyed, unreasonable, purpose
"How many times have I told you no RUNNING in the house!!"
'Why do you think you need more issues, Miss Wilcox? You've got enough issues as it is.'
'Dude, get a tissue.'
'I'm leaving you. As a couple I feel like we have too many tissues.'
'Hey, Jer. . . You forgot step #2.'
'I said to use tissue paper when you wrap...not used tissues!'
Candy cane trailing toilet paper
The hills are alive...with the sound of mucous.
Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.
Weeping statue being offered box of tissues
New for parents with college-bound kids: SAT sample-test toilet paper.
"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."
'I'm just tired of all this crap.'
Dung beetles rolling dung and toilet paper.