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"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."
"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
Tags:fitness, fit, gym, gyms, muscle, muscles, muscular, health, buff, workout, workouts, working out, weight lifting, weight lifter, weight lifers, lifting weights, exercise, exercising, board room, board rooms, meeting room, meeting, meetings, meeting rooms, office, offices, fitness center, fitness centers, fitness centre, fitness centres, coworker, coworkers, scrawny, little, out of shape, in shape, body builder, bodybuilder, body builders, bodybuilders
"I'd never go out with him, but he does give great cubicle."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, work together, works together, working together, cubicle, cubicles, office space, office spaces, office, offices, pros and cons, friend zone, friend zones, romantic interest, chat, chats, chatting, gossip, gossips, gossiping
"I suppose I could, John. But then everyone in upper management would will want a hug."
"Home office, O.K. Office home, not O.K."
Tags:home office, office home, shower, showering, showers, take a shower, washing, wash, wash up, washing up, clean, cleaning, taking a shower, showering at work, bath, bathing, office, offices, workplace, work, remote worker, working remotely, coworkers, coworker, boss, manager, management, managers
"I don't know if I have leadership skills. I telecommute."
"I suffer as much as you. I just don't let it interfere with my ability to make others suffer."
Tags:suffer, suffering, misery, miserable, work, working, coworker, coworkers, inflicting misery, inflict misery, soulless, soulless job, soulless jobs, soulless existence, soul crushing, soul crushing job, soul crushing jobs, interfere, interferes, interfere with work, interfering with work, businessman, businessmen
"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."
Tags:lunch, lunch break, hungry, hunger, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, raise your hand, question, questions, boss, bosses, food, foods, snack, snacks, coworker, coworkers, irrelevant, business, businesses, business meeting, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, manager, managers, management, white collar, businesswoman, businesswomen, corporate, corporation, company, companies
"Want to get out of this dump and go watch television forever?"
"It's 'yea' or 'nay', Hopper. 'Ya think?' is not an acceptable response."
"I brought some work home with me."
Tags:work from home, coworkers, coworker, meeting, meetings, working from home, marriage, married life, married, husband, husbands, wives, wife, businessman, businessmen, work a holic, work-a-holic, workaholic, workaholics, work addict, work addiction, bring work home, working after hours, uninvited guests, guest, guests, unexpected visitors, visitor, offices, office work, worker, working, team, teamwork
"Don't worry. He won't last long."
Tags:snowman, snowmen, melt, melting, melted, retail, retailer, retailers, customer service, employee, employees, employment, mall, malls, shopping, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, department store, department stores, clothing store, clothing stores, fashion, clothes, clothing, coworker, coworkers
"Would it disturb you if I sang?"
Tags:pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, p.a., secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, singer, singers, seduction, seductions, office romance, office romances, flirtation, flirtations, boss, bosses, desk, desks, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, unprofessional, annoying habit, irritating habit
"I only appear to be goofing off. In actuality I'm an operator and I'm standing by."
"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."
Tags:business relationship, business relationships, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers, affair, affairs, colleague, colleagues, workaholic, workaholics, work-obsessed, work obsession, briefcase, briefcases, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, date, dates, dating, single, single life, move too fast, moves too fast, moving too fast, fear of commitment, commitment, executive, executives
"I enjoy the pearls of folksy wisdom as much as the next guy, but what, exactly, does he do around here?"
Tags:workplace, workplaces, work, office, offices, folksy, folk, wisdom, wisdom, weird jobs, weird job, weird roles, unnecessary jobs, unnecessary job, unnecessary roles, weird coworker, weird coworkers, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, weird colleague, weird colleagues, random jobs, random roles, pearls of wisom, advice, advice giver
"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."
Tags:agree to disagree, agreeing to disagree, disagreement, disagree, dispute, argument, arguments, differences of opinion, different opinions, know it all, know it alls, right, wrong, always right, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, work disagreement, work disagreements, conflict, conflict management
"While you were out, tiny ponytails came back."
"Let me do all the singing."
"I'll be your bitch at the finance meeting if you'll be my bitch with marketing."
Tags:finance meeting, finance meetings, marketing meeting, marketing meetings, marketing strategy, finance strategy, businessmen, businessman, office politics, corporate politics, office job, office jobs, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, teamwork, team player, team-player, team players, teamplayers
"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."
Tags:complain, complaint, complaining, always complaining, never complain, approval, approve, like, get along, fire, head on fire, head on fire, on fire, aflame, burning, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, boss, bosses, employee, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, work, stoic, stoical, uncomplaining, long-suffering, forbearing
"When did you get back from sabbatical?"
Tags:sabbatical, sabbaticals, unpaid leave, paid leave, gap year, gap years, midlife crisis, midlife crises, field trip, field trips, paid sabbatical, unpaid sabbatical, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, vacationing, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, tribe, tribes, anthropologist, anthropologists, anthropology
"He thinks globally. But only in a flat earth sense."
"Some people at work think you're a little to aggressive and intimidating."
Tags:aggression, aggressive, aggressiveness, intimidation, intimidating, intimidating, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes, boss, bosses, performance evaluation, performance evaluations, performance review, performance reviews, appraisal, appraisals, office job, office jobs, teamplayer, team player, team member, team members, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, working environment, personality type, personality types, office politics
"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."