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'My prescription: digital textbooks.'
'It can hold a thousand books, whatever 'books' are...'
'When are they going to make an a/c app?'
'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'
Welcome back students.
"First, we numb you by showing you today's headlines."
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Sales of Viagra
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'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'
Summer reading for the family.
Tags:beach, beaches, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, reading, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, summer, summertime, summer reading, block, blocks, toy, toys, book, books, novel, novels, tablet, tablets, e-reader, e-readers, ereader, ereaders, literature
"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"
Tags:materialism, consumerism, consumer, consumers, material, technology, happiness, tablet, tablets, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart-phone, smart device, consumer-culture, consumer-cultures, unhappy, happy, questioning, pointless, consumer culture, consumerist, technologies, materialistic
"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."
Table Setting, 2019
Tags:table setting, table settings, place setting, place settings, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, tablet, tablets, power point, tablet pc, tablet pcs, charger, chargers, charging point, charging points, dinner manners, dinner etiquette, table manners, table etiquette, mealtime, meal time, knife, knives, fork, forks, plate, plates, soup spoon, salad fork, modern life
'When I was your age the whole family had to gather around just one screen.'
"Once you've read your favorite authors on a little illuminated screen, you can't go back."
"What's the takeaway on all this?"
"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."
Tags:medical, doctor, entertainment, technology, video game, video games, distraction, distractions, gamer, gamers, mindless, mindless game, mindless games, tablet, tablets, computer tablet, computer tablets, war game, war games, lose a game, loses a game, losing a game, therapist, therapists, not listening, bad listener, bad listeners, mankoff
"You fix it by buying a new one."
Tags:tech support, technical support, it, information technology, i.t., i.t. support, it support, technician, technicians, technical help, techie, techies, modern life, modern technology, technology, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones, smart phones, smart phones, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, broken, fix, repair, virus, viruses, computer virus, computer viruses, buy, buy a new one, product, products, customer service, service, helpdesk, help desk, helpdesks, help desks, geek, geeks, electronics, electronic devices
Urban Trail Mix
Tags:medicine, medicines, pharmaceuticals, pill, pills, tablet, tablets, medical, drug, drugs, meds, food, snack, snacks, almond, almonds, trail mix, bag, bags, baggie, baggies, urban, city, city living, city life, urban life, over medicate, over-medicate, self-medication, self-medicate, self medication, self medicate, health, big pharma, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, drug companies, drug company
The Evolved Anglerfish
"I'm pleased to announce we've developed a new drug that's remarkably effective in generating profits."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, meeting, meetings, board, boardroom, board of, consumerism, capitalism, consumer, venture capitalism, deal, deals, big pharma, pharma, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, white collar crime, fraud, fraudulent, modern business, business strategy, strategy, strategies, pill, pills, tablet, tablets, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, profit, profits, profitable
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, online retailer, online retailers, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, death of the highstreet, cheaper online, internet retailer, internet retailers, internet shopping, internet shopper, internet shoppers, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, dot com company, dot com companies, dot-com company, dot-com companies
"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."
Tags:modern life, modern world, modernity, tech, technological, watch, watches, glasses, glass, monitor, gadget, gadgets, futurism, futuristic, conference, conferencing, call, calling, calls, caller, callers, video, video call, tablet, tablets, laptop, laptops, cell, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, phone, phones, multi task, multi-task, multi tasking, multi-tasking
'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'
'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'
"Well, actually, they are written in stone."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, 10 commandments, ten commandments, commandment, commandments, decalogue, christianity, judaism, moses, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, stone, tablet, tablets, written in stone, law, laws, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners