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"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"
"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
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"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."
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DMV - Enter Here
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'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'
"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."
"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
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'I'm not sure what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'
"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."
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'How did you waste time before the internet?'
'He's been feeding money into that thing all day.'
"Don't pull out yet; we still have some time left on the meter."
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"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."
"I brought lunch from home today. Would you toss it for me?"
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"Conserving water is a huge issue that we all need to address! If anyone calls tell them I'll be back in 30 minutes after my shower."
"A word to the wise, Benton. Don't squander your credibility."
"And your third wish?"
'I'm melting! I'm melting! and on the good rug, too!'
"Two cheeseburgers and world peace."
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A Visit From The Procrastination Muse
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"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."
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"A word to the wise, Harry. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as 'the bottleneck'."
'Do you want to buy a raffle ticket? The winner gets a free trip to the I.R.S. agents' retreat...'
"All your tests came back negative -- You've been wasting my valuable time."