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"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."
Tags:psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, innocent, innocence, naive, gullible, dumb, stupid, intelligence, ego, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-value, mental health, worry, worries, worrying, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, mental health, decline, declines, declining, deteriorate, deteriorates, deteriorating, deterioration, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, middle age, middle-aged, midlife crisis
Officer Worker Evolution
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, darwinism, charles darwin, on the origin of species, darwin, primordial soup, the origin of life, devolution, escape, escaping, run away, running away, modern life
Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.
Tags:road trip, road trips, drive, drives, driver, drivers, fall out, falls out, falling out, discussion, discussions, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, family trip, family trips, cooped up, family dysfunction, dysfunctional families, road sign, road signs, highway, highways, long distance drive, long distance drives, prediction, predictions
"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."
Tags:science, scientific, scientists, scientist, maths, math, mathematics, mathematical, mathematically, chaotic, chaos, chaos theory, string theory, speculative, speculative science, theory, theoretical, theoretical, chalkboard, drawing board, drawingboard, explanatory, explanation, explanations, explication, explications, formula, formulas, psychedelic, psychedelics, art, arts, devolved, devolve, devolution
For reasons unknown, Jakes's evolutionary process suddenly did a hard reset.
"Evolution helped us to store body fat so that we wouldn't starve before the pizza was ready."
Tags:weight, fat, obese, obesity, diet, diets, dieting, obesity epidemic, food, fatness, dieting, nurse, patient, nutrition, nutritionist, dietitian, dietitians, lose weight, losing weight, weight loss, overweight, fat shame, fat shames, pizza, pizzas, microwave pizza, microwave pizzas, evolution, devolution, devolve, devolves, devolving, evolve, evolves, evolving
"Happens every time he enters his man cave."
The ascent of man.
Tags:evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, chart, charts, charting, charted, evolution of man, evolution of mankind, man, mankind, human, humans, human evolution, devolution, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolved, lazy, laziness, modern man, modern men, modern times, modern life, modernity, sloth, slovenly, lethargic, lethargy, fat, fatness, obesity, obesity rate, obesity rates
The Devolution of Man
Human and Technology Evolution
'Oh, @#%! 3 million years to get half way up, now I have to start all over!'
"I've heard Osborne wants Pink Floyd's 'Money' to be the new English anthem."
Tags:national anthem, national anthems, english national anthem, vote, referendum, referendums, politician, politicians, political, mp, mps, member of parliament, tory, conservative, conservatives, government, george osborne, chancellor of the exchequer, greed, money, materialism, materialist, materialist values, devolution, independence, separatist, separatists, nationalism, little englander
'Is that how your brain works? 'Cause that sounds primitive.'
Evolution of Chair
Tags:evolution, evolving, evolved, transformation, transforming, transformed, change, changing, changed, lazy, laziness, growth, progression, digress, digression, slowed progress, natural process, nature, primitive, backward, backwards, backward evolution, couch potato, easy life, easier life, simple life, simpler life, evolutionist, devolution, devolve, devolves, devolving, march of progress
Homo Sapiens. An evolutionary story...
"This evolution show is a crock! There's no way we evolved."
The less evolved forms of man are ashamed to be associated with a soldier.
The Crummiest Generation
Tags:the greatest generation, world war ii, world war ii veteran, wwii, veteran, veterans, vet, vets, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, the worst generation, generation, generations, vegetarian food, vegetarian foods, cultural decline, cultural declines, decline, declines, devolve, devolves, devolution
'What are you watching? . . . I swear I can see you brow lowering and your brain getting smaller from here.'
Tags:devolve, devolving, devolution, devolves, devolved, intelligence, iq, iqs, sports fan, sports fans, sports show, sports shows, football, footballs, football fan, football fans, male, males, wife, wives, husband, husbands, fanatic, fanatics, brain, brains, brainpower, brain power, real life adventures
William Wallace & Gromit.
'Will you form a coalition with us?'
William Wallace and Gromit
"The chef apologizes. Your breakfast has devolved from a crepe to an omelet to a breakfast burrito.
Tags:breakfast, breakfasts, restaurants, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, omelet, omelets, omelette, omelettes, crepe, crepes, burrito, burritos, breakfast burrito, breakfast burritos, evolve, evolves, devolve, devolves, devolution, eating out, diminished expectations, cooking, cooking mistake, cooking mistakes, cooking screw up, cooking screw ups, cooking screw-up, cooking screw-ups, covering your mistake, covering your error, covering mistakes, covering errors