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The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'
'You know, I'm really starting to get sick of crumbs. Just once I'd like a full meal... well thought out, and carefully prepared.'
"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."
Born to raise interest rates.
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"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."
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"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."
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"And if you think that every time you open your mouth around here everyone is going to dance to your tune, you've got another thing coming, Mr. Federal Reserve!"
"I'd like the Court to remember that my client only got into counterfeiting to counteract what he felt was an overly restrictive monetary policy on the part of the Fed."
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"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."
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"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."
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'Request permission to approach the bench, Your Honour...'
"This is a winter you'll be able to tell your grandchildren about …. The winter the fed decided to tinker with interest rates."
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Santa as a baby.
Will explain the Fed's next move - $25.
"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
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"And this is where we adjust the interest rate."
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Bernanke gets his wish for Christmas.
'Let the fed bait you out!'
New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.
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Do not feed the bears vegetables
'You stood up at the meeting and disagreed with the boss? Wow, I bet there was quite a backlash.'
'Actually, we were planning to use the money to buy a box of cereal.'
Zork has one of those unbelievable moments of discovery.