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'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'
'It'll take a few days for the dryer parts to come in. In the meantime, you might want to set some lint traps in your basement.
"Why do we need a lint trap in the dryer when our bellybuttons trap it just fine?"
'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'
'Curious...at what age did you go from having an outie to having a lint trap installed on your belly button?'
"Your great-great-grandfather was a lint trapper. The invention of the clothes dryer left him penniless."