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"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"
Tags:mba, mbas, m.b.a., m.b.a.s, business masters, masters in business administration, graduate, graduates, graduation, graduating, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, depression, depressed, depressing, useless, useless degree, useless degrees, recession, recessions, crash, crashes, market crash, market crashes
"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
Tags:turtle, turtles, lizard, lizards, salamander, salamanders, reptile, reptiles, homeowner, homeowners, value, values, lose value, losing value, bad investment, bad investments, investment, investments, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, market crashes, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, real estate investment, real estate investments
"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, manager, managers, financial crash, market crash, money, bankruptcy, bankrupt, spending, overspend, overspending, spent, overspent, over budget, budget, budget cut, management, business management, accounts, accounting, out of control, double standard, double standards, ironic, irony
"Once the client realizes he actually is guilty, that's when he really starts to throw money at you."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, law, lawyers, business law, business lawyer, client, clients, money, pay, paying, financial law, financial lawyer, market crash, financial crash, guilty, guilt, desperation, desperate, desperately, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey
"Let's see what he does when he peers over a real cliff."
Tags:peer over the cliff, peers over the cliff, fiscal cliff, fiscal cliffs, economic decline, economic declines, market crash, market crashes, crash, crashes, crashing, mobster, mobsters, murder, murderers, murderer, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, extort, extorts, extortion, financial market, financial markets, cliff edge, cliff's edge, market drop, market drops, market correction, market corrections, witness, witnesses, threaten, threatens, threatening
"Oh, fine, thanks. And yourself?"
Tags:business, building, jumper, jumpers, stock market, stock market crash, stockbroker, stockbrokers, market crash, market crashes, ledge, ledges, out on the ledge, polite, manners, good manners, deference, deferential, courteous, businessman, businessmen, greeting, greetings, formal, formality, formalities, pleasantry, pleasantries, mankoff
"How can a fund that's loosing us money call itself socially responsible?"
Tags:financial planning, financial plan, retirement, retiring, retire, investment, investments, fund, funds, mutual fund, mutual funds, 401(k), 401k, 401ks, money market, market, stock market, trading, trade, stock trading, stock trader, stock trade, socially responsible investing, bad investment, bad investments, money, financial advisor, financial advisors, day trader, day traders, day trading, personal finances, market crash, market crashes
"I think a lot of Log Cabin Republicans had their log cabins foreclosed."
Tags:log cabin, log cabins, log cabin republican, log cabin republicans, foreclose, foreclosed, foreclosure, foreclosures, gay republican, gay republicans, conservative, conservatives, lgbt, lgbtq, housing policy, housing policies, great recession, conservative policy, conservative policies, demographic, demographics, demographic shift, demographic shifts, market crash, market crashes, housing crash, housing crashes
"I'm going to lunch. Can I get you anything?"
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, big boss, boss, bosses, management, upper management, corporate, corporation, corporations, decision, decisions, choice, choices, popular, popularity, chief, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, irony, ironic, ironically, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, firing spree, ignorance, ignorant, class, class divide, working world, office drone, office drones, modern life, market crash, recession, poverty, lunch, begging, beggar, beggars, class mesh, class meshing, panhandling, pan-handling, pan-handler, pan-handlers, office politics, poverty, hungry, broke, financial crash
"IF you don't believe I don't have any money, speak to my broker."
Tags:stock, stocks, stock exchange, stock broker, broker, brokers, stock brokers, poor, poverty, finance, finances, financial, financial crash, economic crash, economics, economy, market crash, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, deadpan, dead pan, mug, mugged, mugging, big business, corporate
First Nationalized Bank
Dr. Manette Sinks In His Daughter's Arms As She Tells Him The Sad News
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, classics, classical literature, english literature, dickens, charles dickens, parallel, parallels, spoof, spoofed, spin-off, spin off, bank, banks, economy, economic, economic crash, market crash, financial crash, bad news, money, bank, banks, banking, bail outs, bailout
"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."
Tags:stock, stock price, stock prices, dow, dow jones, down jones industrial average, djia, investor, investors, stock, stocks, stockmarket, stockmarkets, scary story, scary stories, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, hedge fund, hedge funds, storyteller, storytellers, storytelling, frighten, frightens, frightening, spook, spooks, spooky, spookiness, camp, camps, camping, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, shortsell, short sell, shorting, short selling, correction, market correction, market corrections
"I feel a recession coming."
Tags:earthquake, earthquakes, recession, recessions, stock market, stock markets, stock, stocks, market trend, markets trends, market crash, market crashes, literal translation, literal translations, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, literally, literal, market roller coaster, market roller coasters, economy, economist, economists, financial advisor, financial advisors, stock broker, stock brokers
"It somehow makes our financial collapse more real when witnessed in 4K HDR OLED."
Tags:financial collapse, finance, finances, financial, collapse, collapses, collapsed, collapsing, witness, witnesses, witnessing, witnessed, 4k, hdr, oled, oleds, tv screen, tv screens, telly, market crash, stock, stocks, drop, drops, equity trader, equity traders, money, downfall, downfalls, engineer, electrical engineer, technology, new technology, latest technology
"Sorry, stock-market jitters."
Tags:piggy bank, piggy banks, child, children, kid, kids, son, sons, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, stock market, stock market crash, market crash, market jitters, stock market jitters, rushing the banks, rush the banks, smashed, smash, break, broken, break open
"Report back to us about trends."
Tags:cliff, jump, jumping, time travel, market, marketing, time jump, time traveling, time travelling, time jumping, travel, traveling, travelling, trend, trends, trending, report, reporting, predicting, predictions, predicts, predict, market trends, market trend, stocks, stock broker, market crash, fashion trends, fashion trend, forecast, have the upper hand, cheat time, cheating time, time machine, time machines, future
"Now, that's the kind of innovative thinking I'd like to see around our shop."
Tags:stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, suicidal, market crash, market crashes, crash, crashes, stock market, stock markets, investor, investors, innovate, innovates, innovating, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, office worker, office workers, bear market, bear markets, executive, executives, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, approval, boss, bosses, manager, managers, upper management
"Right now I think the wisest strategy is to diversify among your mattresses."
Tags:economy, money, diversify, mattress, recession, hide money, hides money, hiding money, mattresses, economic recession, economic recessions, recession, recessions, market crash, market crashes, strategy, strategies, strategize, strategizes, investor, investors, investment advice, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, mankoff
"Didn't you used to manage our mutual fund?"
Tags:robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, deadpan, dead pan, mug, mugged, mugging, economic, economy, economic crash, financial crash, market crash, mutual fund, mutual funds, manage, stock, stocks, stock broker, stock brokers, recognize, recognise
"Snipes is our in-house Chicken Little, and he says the sky is falling."
Tags:office, offices, work, work place, work places, falling sky, sky, skies, fall, fell, falls, courage, courageous, abstract, abstraction, in trouble, trouble, troubles, troublesome, sinking ship, market crash, business analyst, business analysts, analyses, analysis, film, films, book, books, analyst, economist, economics, economists, financial expert, financial experts, world falling apart, world fell apart, world falls apart
"My heart goes out to everyone with enough money to buy stocks."
Tags:cat, cats, cat person, cat people, stock, stocks, stock market, markets, market crash, recession, depression, bear market, stock broker, stock brokers, first world problem, first world problems, low income job, asset, assets, class, upper class, high income jobs, privilege, wealth privilege, wealthy, wealth, security, securities, wealth disparity, society, high income class, low income class
"I'm sorry. Mr. Broadbank seems to have stepped away from his desk."
Tags:financial crisis, market crash, market crashes, crash, crashes, great recession, recession, recessions, secretary, secretaries, unflappable, placid, calm, demeanor, demeanors, demeanour, suicidal, executive, executives, business executive, banker, bankers, banking, housing crash, housing crashes, market correction, market corrections, finances, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers
The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath
Tags:john steinbeck, steinbeck, books, book, book pun, book puns, pun, puns, literature, novel, novels, classic novel, classic novels, classic american novel, classic american novels, moving move, moved, movers, dust bowl, gentrification, silicon valley, gentrify, tech bubble, tech, migration, migrate, car, cars, auto, autos, overloaded, overload, overwhelmed, market crash, san francisco, san francisco bay, bay area
"I'm afraid the news isn't good. Word has it that consumers are starting to find out what actually matters."
Tags:office, offices, business, business meeting, strategy meeting, meeting, meetings, news, consumers, consumer, consumerism, mass consumerism, consumerist economy, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, capitalist economy, marketing, marketing strategy, what actually matters, aware, awareness, self aware, self awareness, profit, profits, losses, loss, market crash, businesses, recession, recessions, depression, the great depression, sales, sale, drop in sales