Home Sales Cartoons and Comics

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."

We Buy Houses-Sticks & Straw Only

"Before this I flipped houses."

"Should we buy it or would you prefer to stay married?"

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'I'm very much influenced by lawn signs. Last election I voted for seven real estate companies.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'I used to have a real nice lawn before the cows moved in next door.'

"The place is full of smart-tec. I'll show you around when it's finished downloading updates."

"I see you have lots of experience in gated communities?"

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

A real estate agent seeks help.