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"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."
'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'
"Due to market fluctuations, magic beans were a safer bet."
'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'
A homeless man stands next to a sign that says 'Didn't diversify'."
'The stock market is up, but your portfolio and 401 (K) are down? We have a support group for that..."
'Will a six pack protect you against market fluctuations?'
"Who's on duty today...you or me?"