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'I'd like some more Depends.'
Dog swim teams: 'Give me 10 more laps!'
Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.
A Cat's Life
'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'
'He's very user friendly.'
'I can't get this laptop to work.'
'It's not fair...Schumacher gets to practice a lap of honour before the race has even begun.'
'Oh, he's jolly enough, but he lacks credibility.'
'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'
'The only problem with having a laptop is you need a lap!'
'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'
"I'm not finished exercising. I still have a couple of laps to go."
Cat hissing at laptop computer.
"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"
Lap cats - $35.
'Naughty or nice? -- I was hoping for a little more moral relativism.'
'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'
'I never understood kitchen tables. Why do you think I gave you a lap?'
'She's a lap cat.'
Santa is on break until 12:45.
'Unfortunately, by the time laptop computing came along, I no longer had a lap.'
Runner's Deja Vu
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