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Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.
"...and Jerry here has brought the gift of 'The Gab'."
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'Have you picked out a girl's name just in case?'
Stable with a star above next to inn with five stars.
"I'm doing the thank-you notes, Joseph. Do you remember if Balthazar brought the myrrh or the frankincense?"
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'Baby on board.'
"Joseph, maybe we should have made reservations!"
'He wants to know if you brought him an X-Box?'
Flight Into Egypt.
The new Christmas child
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"Joseph dear, do you think we could get them to put the donkey and sheep outside for awhile."
'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'
"As spokesman for Mary and the whole Joseph family, I've been asked to request you not 'parum pum pum pum' while the baby is sleeping."
"Aw, he is a cutie. What makes you think he's special?"
Joseph and Mary at the Inn.
'Two pair ain't gonna cut it, Joseph. I've got three kings.'
Joseph and Mary went to Bethlehem to be registered.
Hands down the winner of the neighborhood Christmas display!
Joseph and Mary at the inn for Christmas
"Wow! Gold, frankincense, myrrh—and a six-pack!"
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"The 3 wise men couldn't make it. One got scammed in a gold investment scheme. One got sick from using a fake frankincense cure. And the the third one's wife wouldn't let him make the trip when she found out he bought myrrh perfume that wasn't for her."
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"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."
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"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."
Cow eats the hay from the manger of baby Jesus.
"Go away. We're still Jewish."
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