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The wise men are followed by an auditor.
"Wow! It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas."
"...and Jerry here has brought the gift of 'The Gab'."
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'Don't forget, the last time we did this it turned out to be some real estate promotion.'
'Have you picked out a girl's name just in case?'
Can Jesus come out and pray?
'Baby on board.'
"Joseph, maybe we should have made reservations!"
If Jesus decorated for Christmas.
"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"
"Joseph dear, do you think we could get them to put the donkey and sheep outside for awhile."
"Great...just great! I have to get to my seasonal job and I'm like super lost!"
"Well that didn't work. Looks like we go with plan B."
"Aw, he is a cutie. What makes you think he's special?"
Joseph and Mary at the Inn.
"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."
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"And you call yourself a 'wise man'!"
The Original Good Cup of Coffee...
'No Room' at the Inn
'Oh, sure, the world gets a savior, and what do I get? Hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits!'
Three wise men give gifts to Jesus and sign a Register of Donors.
Baby on Board
0 BC: Awkwardness in Bethlehem.
Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'
"...He said we can have the stables, but there's no T.V. or WiFi."